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Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:16 pm
by Zazu
I had a bit of an incident on Main Street (MK) yesterday when I went in to wander around for a few hours. The Ladies Auxiliary was holding auditions for the Opera, and despite recognizing me, demanded that I stand and deliver.
Okay, I'm game. What's the aria? "Old MacDonald's Farm". What's my part? Right after "and on this farm he had a..." I jump in with an animal, then after the "with a..." I make that animal's noise. Yeah, I can do this!
"Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O;
"And on this farm he had a..."
"Pig"
"E I E I O, with a..."
"Tha-a-tha-a-tha-a-That's all, Folks!"
So tell me, why am I always getting hit with a purse on Main Street when I keep my hands to myself?
:porky:
Re: Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:54 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Zazu wrote:I had a bit of an incident on Main Street (MK) yesterday when I went in to wander around for a few hours. The Ladies Auxiliary was holding auditions for the Opera, and despite recognizing me, demanded that I stand and deliver.
Okay, I'm game. What's the aria? "Old MacDonald's Farm". What's my part? Right after "and on this farm he had a..." I jump in with an animal, then after the "with a..." I make that animal's noise. Yeah, I can do this!
"Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O;
"And on this farm he had a..."
"Pig"
"E I E I O, with a..."
"Tha-a-tha-a-tha-a-That's all, Folks!"
So tell me, why am I always getting hit with a purse on Main Street when I keep my hands to myself?
:porky:
YEAH!!!! WHY????
After all, you were RIGHT!!!!
hehehehehe
(Good with the quick thinking Zazu!!)
Re: Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:32 pm
by Sarah Magdalene
Next time, duck ... no really, the physical action of ducking.
Re: Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:51 pm
by felinefan
Well, what did they expect from a hornbill? :D: Lucky you didn't get your tailfeathers pulled or something. Good thing feathers on hats are no longer in style. Next time ya get a chance, pour some coffee into their purse! :twisted: :D:
Re: Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:38 pm
by mechurchlady
bad boy, bad boy whatcha gonna do when the ladies come for you?
How about a bunny then do Bugs.
Re: Why do they always hit me?
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:32 am
by Big Wallaby
Hmm... The only thing I can think of that you might have done wrong was use a character from Warner Brothers on Disney property. Of course, they took care of that in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?