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That's when the fight started...
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:22 pm
by drcorey
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:00 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
drcorey wrote:When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
You forgot these:
:rimshot:
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:53 pm
by acourtwdw
That was laugh out loud funny :p:
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:55 am
by GrUvGrL
Well at least now you have another "expensive" place to take your wife.
A body shop!
Buh-duh-dum
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:32 am
by Ms. Matterhorn
Well, I asked my husband last night if he wanted to go upstairs and make love, and he said, "Honey, I can't do both!" :rimshot:
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:52 am
by Princess Susi
drcorey wrote:When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me,
and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Well, I asked my husband last night if he wanted to go upstairs and make love, and he said, "Honey, I can't do both!" :rimshot:
Good one, Ms. Matterhorn
These are good laughs!
I have a feeling drcorey is a standup comic trying out his new stuff on us! ;)
Very funny!
Thanks, folks, for making me laugh this morning. Tis always good to start the day with a smile and a laugh!
susi
Re: That's when the fight started...
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:57 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Princess Susi wrote:Good one, Ms. Matterhorn
These are good laughs!
I have a feeling drcorey is a standup comic trying out his new stuff on us! ;)
Very funny!
Thanks, folks, for making me laugh this morning. Tis always good to start the day with a smile and a laugh!
susi
Ummm, Don't think its all THAT new!!!
hehehehe
Sorrrrrrry doctor!!!
RUM?