Stupid Guest Tricks

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

drcorey wrote:JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.
His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

hehehehe

A valid question!!

Ah, one of the many boobytraps of the English language! Kind of like when the frustrated parent tells her kid that if he messes up, he has to live with the consequences, and the kid asks if they have a pool.

felinefan wrote:Ah, one of the many boobytraps of the English language! Kind of like when the frustrated parent tells her kid that if he messes up, he has to live with the consequences, and the kid asks if they have a pool.

Hmm, isn't that in New Mexico?? I remember seeing an exit sign when driving through!

felinefan wrote:Ah, one of the many boobytraps of the English language! Kind of like when the frustrated parent tells her kid that if he messes up, he has to live with the consequences, and the kid asks if they have a pool.

I absolutely love the book "Eats Shoots and Leaves". It is a Grammar Nazi's favorite book.

Hehe.....
My Son with Autism was going to one of the local get-togethers for persons with disabilities...
We were asking him to eat a little something before he went, we didn't want him to be hungry...but he said to not worry, they would have food there.
We asked him how he knew that, and he brought out the flyer...
See here, it says,
"Chaperones will be Provided"!
:p:

Are chaperones life chiimichangas or like chicherones?

Big Wallaby wrote:I absolutely love the book "Eats Shoots and Leaves". It is a Grammar Nazi's favorite book.

How about company whose sign reads Nuts Screws and Bolts?

hobie16 wrote:How about company whose sign reads Nuts Screws and Bolts?

"Nuts" was an elephant, right?

hobie16 wrote:How about company whose sign reads Nuts Screws and Bolts?

That was a headline in a newspaper about an inmate at an insane asylum who raped a nurse and broke out of the facility!

(o.k., it was in one of Dan Gallerys books!)