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Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:04 am
by drcorey
Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She was tired of all the chicken jokes.
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:20 am
by hobie16
How deep in the mud will a frog sink? Knee deep, knee deep.
What do horny toads say? Need it, need it.
What do female horny toads say? Forget it, forget it.
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:00 pm
by Purpura
drcorey wrote:Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She was tired of all the chicken jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the chicken race across the road terrified? People were coming from Plaza Inn to catch it and eat it.
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:03 am
by felinefan
Recently I saw an article on MSNBC about the oldest jokes in the world. None of them involved poultry. Unfortunately I don't think I wrote down the URL. Most of the top ten were in the naughty classification. That should appeal to some on this board.... :p:
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:32 am
by mechurchlady
Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!
O.J.Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/chicken.shtml
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:43 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
felinefan wrote:Recently I saw an article on MSNBC about the oldest jokes in the world. None of them involved poultry. Unfortunately I don't think I wrote down the URL. Most of the top ten were in the naughty classification. That should appeal to some on this board.... :p:
WHAT, how can you say that!!!
hehehehe
RUM?
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:45 pm
by drcorey
like poultry in motion. hmm, isn't there a song with this name?
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:37 pm
by DisneyMom
drcorey wrote:like poultry in motion. hmm, isn't there a song with this name?
(She)Blinded Me with Science? :p:
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:15 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
DisneyMom wrote:(She)Blinded Me with Science? :p:
SCIENCE!!!
(unn, you are REALLY dating yourself with that song reference!!)
(Whats worse...I can remember it too!!)
hehehehe
(and that stupid video!)
Re: Some Fowl Thoughts
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:16 pm
by felinefan
Okay, I found the links for the article and the list of the world's oldest jokes. You have been warned....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_ ... in_joke_dc (article)
http://uktv.co.uk/dave/item/aid/604717 (list)
Other link for list:
http://www.dave-tv.co.uk
May not be family or work friendly; risque stuff.