Stupid Guest Tricks

How about a rough scary ride that sells fish sandwichs at the enterance?
People can litterally get the carp scared out of them. :D:

drcorey wrote:How about a rough scary ride that sells fish sandwichs at the enterance?
People can litterally get the carp scared out of them. :D:

Good one drcorey. I'll bet you've got a million of 'em, don't you? Let's hear some more. Anybody else?

How about a ride that can sense linejumpers in the queue, as well as when some SG is trying to stand up, or otherwise violate safety protocols, by kwanging them into orbit on the ride, or opening a trapdoor beneath their feet in queue, delivering them to the end of the queue or to the office of the Grand Master Inquisitor, for the purpose of teaching them why they shouldn't try to circumvent height requirements or linejumping.


Or, how about a ride that catches SGs doing the wild thing on the ride, and broadcasts their picture all over the park, with audio--"Look, folks, what's going on aboard XYZ Ride! Get a good look at 'em, 'cause if you go to the ride exit you get to humiliate them further as they get off!"

Or one that catches when a rider is too short/tall/fat/thin/whatever to go on the ride safely, and when Mom or Dad try to argue with the CM, the SG parents get hit with a spotlight beam and a loud booming voice says "Look, folks! Here's a couple who don't care about little Timmy/Tammy's safety by trying to get them on a ride they are too small /etc. for!" Follow with recorded boos, hisses and catcalls about how they aren't fit parents, etc..

You like?

Oooh... those are good. :)

I know!

Maybe some sort of piratey themed attraction where guests ride on either a ship carrying red paint or a ship carrying blue paint. When the ships crash into each other the guests all get Marooned!

:p:

felinefan wrote:How about a ride that can sense linejumpers in the queue, as well as when some SG is trying to stand up, or otherwise violate safety protocols, by kwanging them into orbit on the ride, or opening a trapdoor beneath their feet in queue, delivering them to the end of the queue or to the office of the Grand Master Inquisitor, for the purpose of teaching them why they shouldn't try to circumvent height requirements or linejumping.


Or, how about a ride that catches SGs doing the wild thing on the ride, and broadcasts their picture all over the park, with audio--"Look, folks, what's going on aboard XYZ Ride! Get a good look at 'em, 'cause if you go to the ride exit you get to humiliate them further as they get off!"

Or one that catches when a rider is too short/tall/fat/thin/whatever to go on the ride safely, and when Mom or Dad try to argue with the CM, the SG parents get hit with a spotlight beam and a loud booming voice says "Look, folks! Here's a couple who don't care about little Timmy/Tammy's safety by trying to get them on a ride they are too small /etc. for!" Follow with recorded boos, hisses and catcalls about how they aren't fit parents, etc..

You like?

Oh yeah - especially that last one! :twisted:

Tara_Lee3 wrote:Oooh... those are good. :)

I know!

Maybe some sort of piratey themed attraction where guests ride on either a ship carrying red paint or a ship carrying blue paint. When the ships crash into each other the guests all get Marooned!

:p:

Good one, Tara Lee! :D:

I have one for the kiddies! It'll be called "What your parents do after you've gone to bed". It'll be kind of set up like CoP, you'll see a mom and a dad at a table with all the bills spread out in front of them. They'll argue about which stocks to invest in or what mutual fund has a higher return. Then they'll start to do their taxes.

Then Grannie comes in and starts talking about all the pills she has to take for various conditions. She'll also show you her liver spot that looks like Wayne Newton.

Granpa will start complaining how in his day, taxes were figured out on slabs of stone and papayrus.

I'm sure everyone else can fill in from here.

felinefan wrote:How about a ride that can sense linejumpers in the queue, as well as when some SG is trying to stand up, or otherwise violate safety protocols, by kwanging them into orbit on the ride

LOL! I love this word "kwanging"! FF, you get the onomatopoiea award for the day! :cheerldr:

Yeah, those Don Martin comics in the old MAD Magazines did that for me. Remember him? He passed away some time ago.

Yes, I loved Don Martin: thwop, poing, etc!