Stupid Carnie Tricks (and non stupid ones too)
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:35 am
As in traveling carnival workers. If this is in the wrong forum, move away. :)
I need to vent.
OK, so the carnival came to Podunkville this week. Big deal since there aint much here. Anyway, Donnie is off today so we thot we would shell out the $20 for 2 wristbands for him and Meghyn to get a bit of a break in routine. Dont normally like to feed carnivals pockets but Meghyn enjoys it and Hey, we are stimulating the ecomony with the money the government sent us. ;)
So we go pay, guy and lady at the windows of the ticket booth, we get the guy, hand him the money and he puts Meghyn's band on first. I tell him to watch not to put it too tight. She has a tiny wrist and it is hard to judge on kids. I say this nicely. I look away briefly and he puts Donnie's on immediately after. In the meantime, Meghyn is whining and I look down and this thing is LITERALLY CUTTING INTO HER WRIST
I am not kidding within a span of maybe 45 seconds and the child already had a mark on her arm. I tell this guy they need to give her another one as this one is too tight. I cannot hear a word he is telling me thru the apparently broken speaker. 3 TIMES I ASK! Nicely, and firmly, "ya need to give me another one, it is too tight and it is hurting her arm" Still cant hear him. "do you have something to cut it off with?" Meantime I am trying frantically to find the damn end of the thing so I can get it off her arm.
I finally get it off and he actually tells me I cant take that off. Yeah, now he speaks clearly
. "Excuse me? Did you just tell me I cant take something off MY daughter's arm?" "I want my money back and NOW!"
Now the woman on the other side selling tickets is listening to all this and just up and leaves the customer she is waiting on to rush over to his side and says I will put it on. So I figure ok, we will give this another go but as I start to show her not to put it too tight by putting my fingers on top of Meghyn's wrist so there is a space enuf to "breathe", this witch actually grabbed my 2 fingers with enuf force to toss my hand to the side. WTF! So my gut reaction was as would be with any one who acts like a little brat by touching me is to slap the top of her hand. YEAH YEAH, I know, wrong, but she assulted me first, and I didnt hit her hard. Well hell, I couldnt reach her head thru the slot to slap her upside that. ;)
Then she has the audacity to tell me to move my hand out of the way so she can put the band on Meghyn. UMMMMMM>>>>NOOOO! No way are you putting that thing on my DD after what you just did to me. She actually tried to force one on Meghyn's arm and I made sure to keep my hand where she couldnt put one on her. " I WANT MY MONEY BACK" Lady you have picked the wrong time of the month to mess with me (get my drift ;) ) Not to mention, my momma bear has already been awoken on top of it. LOL
She is complaining that "SHE" is not wasting 2 bracelets/bands. OH FOR GOD"S SAKES, they are stupid pieces of paper and if you hadnt been a jerk they would not be wasted. "I want my money back" The older gentleman she just up and left witnessed all this and says to me, "she is being really nasty" So of course, I pipe up nice and loud. "yes I do agree that she is being really nasty about this" AGAIN...."I WANT MY MONEY BACK" It takes a mountain to move this girl when she is pissed and I have no qualms about holding up a large line of ppl when something could have been resolved quite easily to begin with. And not to mention I have decent lung capacity and can project my voice across an auditorium of ppl (ty, mrs. B and 4 years of choir) "I want my money back"
Finally she caves and tells ditzy guy to give a 10 back. OH NO! "I want ALLLLLLLL my money back" This would include the money for Donnie's wristband. What the hell did she expect us to do? Have Meghyn stand there while she watched her dad ride everything...DUH!
"I am not giving you your money back for his bracelet. You have already had me waste 2 of them and I am not wasting a 3rd" You have got to be kidding me lady. Sorry but my butt aint moving until I get all my money back. Gee what a shame, she was calling someone to come take care of it. GO RIGHT AHEAD!
See next post...dont want this too long :D: :p:
I need to vent.
OK, so the carnival came to Podunkville this week. Big deal since there aint much here. Anyway, Donnie is off today so we thot we would shell out the $20 for 2 wristbands for him and Meghyn to get a bit of a break in routine. Dont normally like to feed carnivals pockets but Meghyn enjoys it and Hey, we are stimulating the ecomony with the money the government sent us. ;)
So we go pay, guy and lady at the windows of the ticket booth, we get the guy, hand him the money and he puts Meghyn's band on first. I tell him to watch not to put it too tight. She has a tiny wrist and it is hard to judge on kids. I say this nicely. I look away briefly and he puts Donnie's on immediately after. In the meantime, Meghyn is whining and I look down and this thing is LITERALLY CUTTING INTO HER WRIST

I finally get it off and he actually tells me I cant take that off. Yeah, now he speaks clearly

Now the woman on the other side selling tickets is listening to all this and just up and leaves the customer she is waiting on to rush over to his side and says I will put it on. So I figure ok, we will give this another go but as I start to show her not to put it too tight by putting my fingers on top of Meghyn's wrist so there is a space enuf to "breathe", this witch actually grabbed my 2 fingers with enuf force to toss my hand to the side. WTF! So my gut reaction was as would be with any one who acts like a little brat by touching me is to slap the top of her hand. YEAH YEAH, I know, wrong, but she assulted me first, and I didnt hit her hard. Well hell, I couldnt reach her head thru the slot to slap her upside that. ;)
Then she has the audacity to tell me to move my hand out of the way so she can put the band on Meghyn. UMMMMMM>>>>NOOOO! No way are you putting that thing on my DD after what you just did to me. She actually tried to force one on Meghyn's arm and I made sure to keep my hand where she couldnt put one on her. " I WANT MY MONEY BACK" Lady you have picked the wrong time of the month to mess with me (get my drift ;) ) Not to mention, my momma bear has already been awoken on top of it. LOL
She is complaining that "SHE" is not wasting 2 bracelets/bands. OH FOR GOD"S SAKES, they are stupid pieces of paper and if you hadnt been a jerk they would not be wasted. "I want my money back" The older gentleman she just up and left witnessed all this and says to me, "she is being really nasty" So of course, I pipe up nice and loud. "yes I do agree that she is being really nasty about this" AGAIN...."I WANT MY MONEY BACK" It takes a mountain to move this girl when she is pissed and I have no qualms about holding up a large line of ppl when something could have been resolved quite easily to begin with. And not to mention I have decent lung capacity and can project my voice across an auditorium of ppl (ty, mrs. B and 4 years of choir) "I want my money back"
Finally she caves and tells ditzy guy to give a 10 back. OH NO! "I want ALLLLLLLL my money back" This would include the money for Donnie's wristband. What the hell did she expect us to do? Have Meghyn stand there while she watched her dad ride everything...DUH!

See next post...dont want this too long :D: :p: