Stupid Guest Tricks

one has to think sometimes : where does society find those losers? it was a busy day in city hall and we were just trying to get the line down, when this 18 year old snot nosed kid comes up to my counter, shorts despite freezing cold, sweater, had not washed his hair in 6 days and big rim glasses...
i already got my sap, paper out and asked "how many in your party?"
he did not know what i was talking about and put a star trek book on the counter along with a selfbound book.
chatting with him he told me that his friends and him had labored hard but the day was finally upon us when his work was conpleted and he had a complete translation of lion king in clingon.
so here i am looking around for the candid camera crew but wait - he was serious. he showed me how much attention he payed to the grammar and how he had to come up with variations on the songs because there was no clingon word for "morning". god - he was serious!
he wanted to marked it thru disney, non-profit and needed me to pitch that to our marketing department.
i was dying of laugter but i gave him the sales dept. number and sent him on his way
clingon, eh?

You know, I heard somewhere that there is a demand at mental hospitals for people who can understand/speak Klingon because there are institutionalized people out there who will only speak in Klingon. Dunno how true this is, but maybe this guy could find a job doing that if it is true.

i heard the same thing about prison guards. scary, gene roddenberry will turn in his grave.
i just can't understand that people like that come to disneyland and i have to meet them.
gosh if only we would all write a book about the weirdest people that we've met working at the park. noone would beleive us...

Klingon. Ha! What a nerd...

Now let's forget all that stuff and tell me the truth: I KNOW that you guys hide flying saucers inside Space Mtn! It's widely known that the actual track for Space Mtn isn't that big building - because it's filled with UFOs!!!

TELL US THE TRUTH, DISNEY!!!

Spock out ---
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hehe. i once made some parents mad. i was on a vip tour walking thru tomorrowland when the kid asked what the thing on top of radio disney was. i told him it's our communication satelite to talk to outer space. we build tomorrowland so it'll be an easy adjustment when one day the aliens that we contacted were landing here.
the kids totaly beleived me and my poker face and ran to mommy and told her that he is scared of tomorrowland and would rather not come here anymore.
i spend the rest of my tour in fantasieland with parents grouling at me...
at least i was amuzed!
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Dante101 wrote:I KNOW that you guys hide flying saucers inside Space Mtn! It's widely known that the actual track for Space Mtn isn't that big building - because it's filled with UFOs!!! :roll:

I wonder if any of these people stop and think for just a minute. If the track for Space Mtn isn't in that building, then where would the track be. It just makes you want to :throw: and hope that you hit them in the head to wake them up a little more. And tourbunny, I don't know how you can put up with some of those idiots in city hall. You put up with more than I would ever care to, and I thought about going to GR at one time a long time ago.

coldfire409 wrote:

Dante101 wrote:I KNOW that you guys hide flying saucers inside Space Mtn! It's widely known that the actual track for Space Mtn isn't that big building - because it's filled with UFOs!!! :roll:

I wonder if any of these people stop and think for just a minute. If the track for Space Mtn isn't in that building, then where would the track be.

Because when the aliens came and made the deal to store their flying saucers at Disneyland, they created a wormhole through the space/time continuuom so the entire track layout doesn't really exist in the sense that we understand.

That's why you can never get your glasses back when they fall off your head during that ride... My mom said so...

Weeble wrote:Hmmm...this would explain the probing I received one night....errr, nevermind.

Actually that was my fault. I passed by and you looked like you were passed-out, so I thought I'd have some fun...

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