Stupid Guest Tricks

You knew it had to happen and I'm in a silly enough mood to do this so....

From the "Ever Growing List of Questions...." Thread

Here's the first five answers....

1.) Where can I get a sewn patch from the Reedy Creek Fire Department?
JoAnn's Fabrics. Problem is you have to make it.

2) Do you have a screwdriver?

A sonic one. Some guy in a Phone Box gave it to me.

3) Can you convert Canadian currency for me?
Sure, what religion does it want to be?

4) Why are the lights dim?
It's night.

5) Is this a penny?
Nope, it's a quarter.



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Notatourist wrote:You knew it had to happen and I'm in a silly enough mood to do this so....

From the "Ever Growing List of Questions...." Thread

Here's the first five answers....

1.) Where can I get a sewn patch from the Reedy Creek Fire Department?
JoAnn's Fabrics. Problem is you have to make it.

2) Do you have a screwdriver?

A sonic one. Some guy in a Phone Box gave it to me.

3) Can you convert Canadian currency for me?
Sure, what religion does it want to be?

4) Why are the lights dim?
It's night.

5) Is this a penny?
Nope, it's a quarter.



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#2 is my favorite answer of all time.

I'll try a few:

7) Where does the Disney Cruiseline ship anchor at Downtown Disney?
Right over there (pointed to boats that go to Port Orleans). Sure look a lot smaller in person, don't they?

12) Can I get my ears pierced at Downtown Disney?
Sure. Hand on, let me get out my pen. Do you have any alcohol?

13) Which ocean do the waves come from at Disney's water parks?
They're farm raised. Real ocean waves are endangered so we can't use them anymore.

14) What do I do with these spare hangers?
Bend over and I'll show you. (This one was too obvious.)

15) Is this 2 dollars?
Yes, but maybe they'll mate and produce more.

27) Can I get a massage in Magic Kingdom?
Not officially, but that creepy guy that always hangs around the turkey leg cart might oblige.

33) I have an ear infection. What do I do?
Poke a pen in it and smoosh it around. That'll kill the nerves and take care of the pain.

35) Is the tree of life in 'The Land' at Epcot?
Yeah, we were going to call it the Tree of Death, but that would have been kind of a downer.

38) Do you have any crayons?
Yes, but I can't give them to you. It's all the doctors will let me have to write with.

39) Is this the restaurant called Shutters?
Nope, it used to be across the way there, but unfortunately it was shuttered.

42) I am needing gel pads for my feet. suggestions?
Try putting Jello in your shoes. All the restaurants have it on the kids' menus.

Notatourist wrote: 2) Do you have a screwdriver?

No, but if Grumpy Pirate would give me some RUM I could make you a pina colada!
:elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1

22) Do you have any sugar?
I sure do sweetie, honeypie, dumpling.

40) Can you tell me about sailboats?
Yes, they are watercraft propelled by sails (those cloth things) which generate thrust when placed in a wind current.

62) Where is the continental breakfast?
Are you sure you can eat all seven?

72) If my friend was banned from Universal, do you know how long that band would last?
Through at least the third set. Check with the bouncer.

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:No, but if Grumpy Pirate would give me some RUM I could make you a pina colada!
:elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1 :elephant1

Ummm, sure!

but for the best, go to the Poly's pool side bar, ask for a Pina CoLAVA!!

the best drink!!! (DW and I "discovered" them when we were there in 1993!. its been a treat for every trip since!)

back then they used to give the straws with the little umberellas on them. One CM saw us so much, he gave us a box after our wedding, and we still have them!!

Notatourist wrote: 1.) Where can I get a sewn patch from the Reedy Creek Fire Department?

I hate to be the geek in the crowd, but this isn't as dumb a question as you might think. There are MANY people (and I'm NOT one of them ... and no, I'm not two of them, either) who collect police and fire patches from wherever they visit, wherever they have relatives and friends, wherever they can write or e-mail to, and so on. Some people have hundreds if not thousands of them. It's a big hobby, and they take it very seriously.

I don't get it, personally, but I know it exists.

11) What does MGM stand for?
Mickey's got money

17) Do you have any bug spray?
Yes, I'm all set. Thanks.

25) Where is the energy in the universe?
It's that big yellow thing called the sun.

30) Where can I get a hot dog on a stick?
Hickory Farms has them. Get the one with horseradish sauce, it's great.

44) Can you point me to the Sea?
Sure, (points east) it's that away.

61) I am looking for a donkey. Where is it?
He is up the road a bit. Take I4 to exit 74b.

69) What do I do with a sticker?
Do you really want me to answer that?

100) How much do you want for this woman?
4, 4 pieces of gold that is.

107) Do you know where I can find a Virgin?
No, but when you find out, please let me know.

(108) I have been waiting up here for a bus to the marketplace but all that keeps coming are monorails. Can you tell me when the bus will be here?
(Looking around the inside of my bus) I don't know try asking guest services.

100) How much do you want for this woman?

Was this person channeling John Belushi from The Blues Brothers?

[INDENT][to man in restaurant]
Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
[/INDENT]

Notatourist wrote: 2) Do you have a screwdriver?

A sonic one. Some guy in a Phone Box gave it to me.

That should read Police Box.

My son insists that one should be placed in Epcot's England!