Stupid Guest Tricks

Hi everyone, I'm new here and this is my first post on this site. I'm a former DVC castmember and have been a member of another Disney discussion forum website for quite a long time. I posted this today on that site and was told about this site from someone who frequents both. This person thought that you would all enjoy reading this list, and perhaps would be able to add to it, so here goes. I have to post this in two posts as it's too long for one according to an error message I got!! :)


1) Where can I get a sewn patch from the Reedy Creek Fire Department?
2) Do you have a screwdriver?
3) Can you convert Canadian currency for me?
4) Why are the lights dim?
5) Is this a penny?
6) Where is the closest sporting goods store to buy a baseball bat?
7) Where does the Disney Cruiseline ship anchor at Downtown Disney?
8) Can I get towels for the water parks here?
9) Is there a movie theatre here at the All Star Movies hotel?
10) Are the trees real?
11) What does MGM stand for?
12) Can I get my ears pierced at Downtown Disney?
13) Which ocean do the waves come from at Disney's water parks?
14) What do I do with these spare hangers?
15) Is this 2 dollars?
16) Can I print my Universal Studios electronic tickets here?
17) Do you have any bug spray?
18) Can I buy a key for a locker from you?
19) Can I buy some stamps here?
20) My electronic wheelchair is out of power. Where can I get more?
21) Where do I buy a walking cane?
22) Do you have any sugar?
23) Is this the entrance of #6?
24) Can I plug my electronic wheelchair in here?
25) Where is the energy in the universe?
26) Do you have any Disney dollars?
27) Can I get a massage in Magic Kingdom?
28) I have an idea for Disney ticket designs. Can I come to you about that?
29) Is this podium a trashcan?
30) Where can I get a hot dog on a stick?
31) I am wanting a refillable cup. Can I get it here?
32) Where is the restaurant on the Boardwalk called Spookies?
33) I have an ear infection. What do I do?
34) Can I get cash from the ATM?
35) Is the tree of life in 'The Land' at Epcot?
36) Can I take a picture with you because the state you are from begins with the letter 'M'?
37) If I was being picked up in a van by the Food Network, where would they get me?
38) Do you have any crayons?
39) Is this the restaurant called Shutters?
40) Can you tell me about sailboats?
41) If I were an ATM, where would I be?
42) I am needing gel pads for my feet. suggestions?
43) Where can Mickey be updated?
44) Can you point me to the Sea?
45) Do you have a 2 liter bottle of soda?
46) Have you seen the Little Einsteins?
47) Do you have any ammunition?
48) What school is our country in?
49) Where do I go to make robots?
50) My husband has his wheelchair stuck under the sink. Can you help us move it, because you are a burly guy?
51) Are we in the frontier?
52) We left our stroller in the back of the taxi. What do we do?
53) Can I have a spoon and fork?
54) Can I have an internet cord, please?
55) How would I go about setting up a stand for my business here at Downtown Disney?
56) What direction do I need to go to find everything?
57) What do the stripes on the American flag represent?
58) Is there a robot in America?
59) Where can I find the Looney Tunes?
60) Where can I buy a kazoo?

The continuation of the list.....

61) I am looking for a donkey. Where is it?
62) Where is the continental breakfast?
63) I am wanting to get on a hot-air balloon. Can you help me with this?
64) Are you a non-smoker?
65) Where are the people with the things on the table?
66) Is the Tower of Terror a restaurant?
67) Where is Mountain Space?
68) Is DVC the disabled vehicle center?
69) What do I do with a sticker?
70) Do you have a set of jumper cables here?
71) Where is the land of the turkey?
72) If my friend was banned from Universal, do you know how long that band would last?
73) Can I leave my kid with you because he doesn't want to do anything?
74) What are you serving today?
75) Is this a show?
76) Is this an island?
77) I have a Vacation Club question. Can I take a picture with a police car at MGM Studions?
78) Do you have an anti-gravity restaurant?
79) Where can I get 14K jewelry?
80) How do I get to Fantasy Island?
81) When is the next vacation?
82) Do I get a snack as a member?
83) Can you take a picture with our dishes as if it is selling the Vacation Club?
84) I can't find the Horror Hotel. Where is it?
85) Are the Animal Kingdom Villas in Ireland?
86) Does membership information cover where to get fries and ketchup?
87) What is the lunch special?
88) Do the people hear the screaming that are staying in the Tower Hotel?
89) Does the night show Fantasmic have people on bicycles?
90) Is the best kept secret a character breakfast?
91) Where is the dungeon store?
92) If my dad purchases this membership, do I get a monkey?
93) Why does it smell like butt here?
94) Is the Polynesian the Egyptian hotel?
95) Where is the Space Station?
96) How much money can I bring to Canada?
97) How does this swipey thing work?
98) Do you have a pencil sharpener?
99) Do you have a spoon to feed the baby?
100) How much do you want for this woman?
101) I am sweating in places I don't want to sweat. What can I do about that?
102) Where is the closest chemist?
103) What time is the volcano show? You know, the one that dances.
104) Do you have any stool softner?
105) Are there any bubblers around?
106) I am tired of seeing these Yankee Doodle things. Where can I watch rugby?
107) Do you know where I can find a Virgin?
108) I have been waiting up here for a bus to the marketplace but all that keeps coming are monorails. Can you tell me when the bus will be here?
109) We are going on the Cruise tomorrow. Will it be in front of Magic Kingdom or do we have to walk all the way to the Contemporary to get on board the ship?
110) Where are they bringing the body back?
111) My camera isn't saving any photos. Can you show me how my camera works?
112) How do you tell the front desk about a hazardous thing by the pool?
113) Are you a map, please?
114) Where is Space? Is that what takes you to the planets?
115) Does the roller coaster actually move?
116) Is there a dinosaur in Frontierland?
117) I have been sleeping in my car. Can you tell me where my wife is at?
118) Do you know anything?
119) I bet you control the trashcan, right?
120) Does Frontierland have a dolphin show and stuffed animals?
121) Do you have a scale? I need to make sure I'm not eating too much.
122) I'm looking for an international restaurant with real food. Where is it?
123) Do you have any needle-nosed pliers to fix my zipper?
124) Is Goofy a giraffe?
125) Do you have any cruises that go from California to Boston?
126) Do you know if Delta flight 1720 from Detroit has landed yet?
127) Do we go outside for Mickey's Magical Mystery Bus?
128) Is that the character that crossdresses?
129) Do you have a map for the Disney plantation?
130) We have a reservation for the Pony Express. Where do we go?
131) Where is Congo Bongo?
132) You look like the Maytag Man. What do you have to say about that?
133) Is this like Amway?
134) Are you the one that has the horse?
135) Is this the train station?
136) How big are your legs?
137) Can postcards be put in the mailbox?
138) Does Lakeland have cheap gas?
139) What is the phobia for having a fear of butterflies?
140) Could you go online and activate my Sunpass for me?
141) What do I do if I lost my glasses on the Rockin Sockin Coaster?
142) I read that the first male to be pregnated owns Disney World. Is this correct?
143) Where do you guys get your rubber?
144) My son is flashing everyone by the pool. Do you have a safety pin to
prevent this?

Apparently these were asked at DVC Kiosks, which tend to be all over the place. So a DVC person can be at any of the Disney Parks and Resorts.

Some of them are quite funny. A few seem like they were asked by a non -English speaker or a visitor to the USA. Others are just out and out...HUH?

I do admit I brain froze and had to stop and think what MGM stood for, so I consider that a legitimate one. LOL

Welcome to the site Scrappy. The marsupials will be along to welcome you at some point. Dont worry they only bite when provoked. :D:

Wow, great list. You just can't make that stuff up.

Welcome to SGT!!! The maruspials will make it "offical!!


(I would be a little worried about number 47!!!)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very good!

Welcome to SGT. I enjoy this place. You do get good feed back from others and the crew is great! :)

Welcome to The Site!

I'll add a few...

Will Living With The Land take me to the Swan?
Why do they call it Soarin'?
Can I take a picture with the Tazmanian Devil?
(At DAK) Which way is the monorail to the studios?
Can I take the monorail to Universal?
Why is your Universal Park so far away?
Are the plants here real?
When will the rain stop?
Can you do something about the rain? Like put the big dome over the park...
Is the golf ball a hotel?
Where do I get on that train that takes you around Epcot?
Where can I get a name pin like you are wearing?
Where can I buy that shirt you are wearing?
Can you call an ambulance to take my mom to the hotel?
Is Soarin' underneath that big sign?
Is a ticket on Soarin' cheaper than American Airlines?

I can understand 102 and 105. I bet they were said with a Brit accent. A Chemist is a drug store. They were probably looking for aspirin or sunscreen, but if not they may have been needing a pharmacist near property.

A Bubbler is a drinking fountain.

So both those questions may actually make sense if you can translate English into English. :D:

Randy