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New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:35 am
by ktulu
So the SG have a new method to make Jr just a bit taller so he can get on those rides!
..."a surgeon has devised a new way of adding up to 5cm to a person's height by inserting a silicone head implant."
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 63,00.html
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:26 am
by BRWombat
A quote I'd like to see, that unfortunately didn't make it into the story: "This head implant will require removal of the person's brain. Theme park workers encountering any such person should not expect to notice any difference."
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:27 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Great, and it creates pressure on the brain? thus making an SG?
The sad part is, I bet some stoopid SG parents will try it!!
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:08 pm
by dancinghomer
Cue the "I paid $8500 to get my kid 5 cm taller and you are saying he still isn't tall enough".
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:45 pm
by mechurchlady
wouldnt it be easier to make special shoes with lifts instead of a glob on top of your head.
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:09 pm
by dancinghomer
mechurchlady wrote:wouldnt it be easier to make special shoes with lifts instead of a glob on top of your head.
But you can't be asked to take a glob out from under you skin.
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:13 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
dancinghomer wrote:But you can't be asked to take a glob out from under you skin.
You could, if the doctors start installing a zipper, then you could change out the padding. You could go smaller to pay for an entrance ticket, and taller to go on rides!
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:37 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You could, if the doctors start installing a zipper, then you could change out the padding. You could go smaller to pay for an entrance ticket, and taller to go on rides!
GP, the way your mind works is simply amazing!
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:57 pm
by Whazzup
Ms. Matterhorn wrote:GP, the way your mind works is simply amazing!
...and frequently quite amuzing! :D:
Re: New SG method to get junior on a ride...
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:16 pm
by vixen101485
I personally am speechless on this one. WAIT! NO, I'm not. You gotta be kidding me.....EEEEWWWW! THo you have to wonder if they are no longer required to wear a bike helmet since they have built in padding. Gives a whole new meaning to Conehead. Geesh, that is like over 2". Dude if you are too short to be a cop, go find another profession. OK, now I am speechless.