Juggling Plates

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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by hobie16 » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:58 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:They said you could pick out the people from the lower 48 by what they were wearing!
We can pick out the Mainlanders by their either pasty white or glowing red skin and the way they pronounce Hawaiian names.


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:02 pm

hobie16 wrote:We can pick out the Mainlanders by their either pasty white or glowing red skin and the way they pronounce Hawaiian names.
True, we get the snowbirds here in winter, and you can pick out the "fishbelly" legs of the tourists (and several years old shorts and light weight shirts) (oh and sandal's with socks!)


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by BRWombat » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:38 pm

We can pick out non-Texans because they talk funny. ;)


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Re: Juggling Plates

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BRWombat wrote:We can pick out non-Texans because they talk funny. ;)
Arrrrr! An how they be talkin'?


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by felinefan » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:58 pm

When I was in college, we had quite a few students from Oregon; they were easy to spot with their amusing habit of wearing socks with their sandals.


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:48 am

Princess Susi wrote:it is buttcheek cold
Have never heard the above expression. In NORCAL (Gold Country) they say; "It's colder than a well digger's a**. Thought the saying was so funny. When I first saw snow in Grass Valley, Ca. I realized how close to truth the statement was / is. I HATE snow!!!



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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by hobie16 » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:29 am

How about, "It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off of a steel bridge."


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:30 pm

hobie16 wrote:How about, "It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off of a steel bridge."
And deep too!!!



Oh, thats a different joke.........


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by mechurchlady » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:57 am

BRWombat wrote:We can pick out non-Texans because they talk funny. ;)
we can pick out Texas visitors by their cowboy boots and slow talking.


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Re: Juggling Plates

Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:39 pm

BRWombat wrote:We can pick out non-Texans because they talk funny. ;)
Wouldn't that be "'cause they talk funny"?
felinefan wrote:When I was in college, we had quite a few students from Oregon; they were easy to spot with their amusing habit of wearing socks with their sandals.
I am sure if you told me the color of their socks, I could tell you what part of Oregon they were from. And their sandals were not sandals, they were Birkenstocks. They might get offended at you calling their fancy sandals "sandals". Granted, I do have a pair, but only because they really are fairly comfortable. I'm pretty sure I am the only person in Florida with a pair, except maybe Whazzup.


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