Stupid Guest Tricks

http://entireinclusive.com/restaurants.htm

The title is Oxnard Restaurants and Dining

Joe's Crab Shack
Joe knows KILLER seafood! Joe's specialty is crab and he offers a year-round variety, including Alaskan King Crab, Dungeness Crab, Alaskan Snow Crab, and Blue Crab. Even if you're not a big crab fan, Joe's can fix you up with some fresh shrimp, hearty gumbo or clam chowder, sizzling steak, grilled chicken or a tantalizing salad. Located one mile south of the Oxnard Convention Center at Harbor Blvd. & Chapman Ave.
(714) 703-0505

Jazz Kitchen
1590 S. Disneyland Dr
Oxnard CA 93030
714/776-5200

Raadminrest Cafe
1515 S. Disneyland Dr
Oxnard CA 93030
714/772-0413

Tony Roma's
1640 S. Harbor Blvd
Oxnard CA 93030
714/520-0200

http://entireinclusive.com/convention-center.htm
That is the Oxnard Convention Center, lol

http://entireinclusive.com/directions.htm
Oxnard is located approximately 30 miles south of downtown Los Angeles and 90 miles north of San Diego. Its central location makes it an excellent place to base your family vacation to Disneyland in California and the Entire Inclusive and Suites is the perfect place to stay while you're here!

Entire Inclusive and Suites
2002 Auto Center Dr Ste 111
Oxnard CA 93030
805-953-6479

Funny, I didn't feel a massive earthquake large enough to move Oxnard from Ventura to Orange County, did you? Looks like somebody needs a serious lesson in geography, or they were writing an article on Oxnard, and forgot to replace Oxnard with Anaheim.
I once read this story about a minister who programmed his computer to put a certain name in the text he was creating for his messages. One week, he was doing a funeral for a woman named Mary, and a few weeks later he was donig one for a woman named Agnes. When he told the computer to replace Mary with Agnes, it came out that the name of Jesus' mother was also changed to Agnes! He was trying to save time from retyping the name, but ended up with a major boo-boo! It was a Catholic church, so it really mattered about the name of Jesus' mother. I think something like that may have happened here. You might want to point that out to them.

That is very strange. Somebody really screwed up. They also don't know that THE CATCH closed its doors last month.

mechurchlady wrote:
Raadminrest Cafe
1515 S. Disneyland Dr
Oxnard CA 93030
714/772-0413

THAT is very strange. And it looks like they replaced "info" with "admin" and made Raadminrest out of Rainforest. MMMmmm, Raadminrest Cafe, that sounds appetizing. And welcome to Oxnard Disneyland.

I worked with a guy who had spent six months researching network issues at FedEx for sales opportunities. The day before he was to fly to Memphis to present his findings was spent doing final editing. He decided to do a global replacement for something but the first time he tried nothing seemed to happen. He tried again and it worked. He printed the report, about 40 pages, and went home.

That night he took his wife out to dinner to celebrate the completion of the project. He was so proud of his work his wife asked to read the report so when they got home he handed it to her. She started to read it but immediately found a problem. Turned out the first global replacement had removed every c in the report. Some were easy to fix with spellchecker but other words worked fine without the c.

He came in the next morning and had everyone he could find reading and correcting pages before he left for Memphis.

The ultimate irony was his name. It was Carlos. After that we all called him Arlos.