Stupid Guest Tricks

Went to Epcot today, did some rides and such. Ended up encountering a couple of moronic...erm, morons. First guy was on the Nemo ride. Three people got into their clam-mobiles and this moron decides to join them as well. The attendant was trying to get him out but the door closed and told him to sit, she slowed down the ride and said "sir sit down or i have to stop the ride!" he asked if he could join the others in one clam over and she responded with "no sir, sit down it's only 5 minutes."

the second one was even worse. It was on Test Track and the gentleman ended up in the middle between myself and his wife. first he couldn't locate the seatbelt (he sat on it). then at the seatbelt check the RA told him "sir, it's not a shoulder strap it goes around your middle" i mean come ON! it's a CAR!!! the guy is god knows how many years old and he doesn't know how to put on a basic SEATBELT? boy, i've seen some dumbdumbs in my life but sheesh

((ps if anyone can edit this title..my computer was acting up..weird lag spikes))

ectomstr wrote:the guy is god knows how many years old and he doesn't know how to put on a basic SEATBELT?

Maybe he's one of those people who don't usually wear one...you know, the ones you always hear about getting into really bad car wrecks. ;)

Maybe he comes from a place where cars are a luxury, lol. Maybe he never been in a car before.

I hate the people who cannot decide ahead of time how to divide your group. I have seen people climb over seats in theaters and boats but now the clams who knows what they will try to change seats in.

disneyaddict wrote:Maybe he's one of those people who don't usually wear one...you know, the ones you always hear about getting into really bad car wrecks. ;)

Those are the type of people that cause the flight attendants to show everyone how to put on a seatbelt!


Ummm, YOU NEVER have seen a seatbelt???

it has ONE moving part that releases it!!

Duhhhhhh!!

For those who can't figure out a seat belt, may need to study how to use it on a dvd player before traveling. Too bad, you can't make one that fits over a person's mouth. Nice quiet flight..... :D:

One time I saw a brain dead individual put the bumper car seat belt over his head. He was either too lazy or too stupid to put one arm through and use it properly as a shouldler belt. The ride operator made him fix it before starting the ride. I was so hoping for a head on.