Stupid Guest Tricks

But I have to post this somewhere.

I got home today and found a new Polk County AT&T Phone Book in front of my house. Took it in and started to look at it.

Following phrase, on the cover just jumped out at me:

"Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle."

I need to send this to the person who publishes the books of stupid warnings.

Send that to "365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" at [email protected]. They might publish it in their calendar.

You should also send it in to Jay Leno, he does the "headlines" bit and always has something from menus or advertisements!!