Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:This thread is getting dangerously close to some of the wierd stuff on board X.

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Naw they are way tamer than us folks that post links to pictures of naked ladies and one sexy naked actor, sigh. I are much more wild and go where nobody but SGT members dare go like backstage.

BRWombat wrote:Well, I learned something.

And that would be??

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RUM?

This thread is making me want to buy lingerie...and birth control...lots of birth control. To get back on topic, this story makes me want to distribute birth control.

My former Supervisor used to be the super over at KidZone over where they have Fievel's playground. They're pretty alert over there for parents leaving kids unattended but sometimes one slips through the cracks. On this particular day the playground was pretty much deserted except for this one kid and no parents in sight. He asked the attendant how long the kid had been there and it turned out he had been playing by himself for over an hour and a half. My supervisor notified security who took the kid to ops base where he was given juice and a coloring book until family services showed up to take him because at some point enough time had passed fo rhim to be classified as "abandoned." Then my supervisor waited with the attendant in the playground area until THREE HOURS LATER a man and his 13 year old son showed up and quickly became frantic when they couldn't find the young boy. My supervisor approached the man and informed him that his child had been turned over to Child services. It later came out that he had left the boy there because he and his other son wanted to ride The Hulk. The Hulk coaster is in an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PARK! My supervisor explained child swap to the man and then told him that if he wanted his child back he would have to talk to OPD. The guys reaction was priceless, "But what am I supposed to tell my wife?!"

He could tell her she gets the house!!

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He could tell his wife not to answer the door as it will be child protective services. Really I cannot imagine leaving a kid under the age of 12 alone in the parks for over 4 hours. What happened to family outings and vacations. Maybe it is the Smith Family Vacation Except for Bubba.

I am glad you did not use the grenade launcher on him. ;)

A two and four year old left alone in a room at Carribean Beach???

Geniuses, all.

Like I really believe these people left those kids to go 'swimming'.

February wrote:A two and four year old left alone in a room at Carribean Beach???

Geniuses, all.

Like I really believe these people left those kids to go 'swimming'.

Yeah, that was really stupid. You NEVER leave 2 little kids alone for such a long period of time.

February wrote:A two and four year old left alone in a room at Carribean Beach???

Geniuses, all.

Like I really believe these people left those kids to go 'swimming'.

Well, according to the article, the kids were left at "Caribbean Beach Club" ... I'm not exactly sure where that particular resort is.

These morons are from Michigan. They were arrested in Orlando and MI CPS went down and took the kids.

The parents bonded out and are back in MI, but have to head back to Orlando in August.

You can watch the story on our local news station here.

Stripes wrote:These morons are from Michigan. They were arrested in Orlando and MI CPS went down and took the kids.

The parents bonded out and are back in MI, but have to head back to Orlando in August.

You can watch the story on our local news station here.

aw geez. way to put us on the map...and they were foster kids too!

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