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Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:06 pm
by drcorey
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh My God.What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:44 pm
by Big Wallaby
Hey, I've heard that one before. My grandmother would get a laugh.
Okay, I did too, but not because I can relate.
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:37 pm
by Whazzup
Big Wallaby wrote:Hey, I've heard that one before. My grandmother would get a laugh.
Okay, I did too, but not because I can relate.
Just wait, BW, just wait - your time is coming..... :D:
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:46 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Whazzup wrote:Just wait, BW, just wait - your time is coming..... :D:
I think that the more...Ummmm...MATURE SGT'ers believe that it is a terrible misrepresentation of advancing age!!!
(and we hope that those of you that laugh NOW, will not laugh so much THEN!!!)
(heheheheheheheheheeheeeeeeee!!!)
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:11 am
by felinefan
Yeah, don't laugh too much, or you'll have to change your pants! :D:
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:53 am
by DisneyMom
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I think that the more...Ummmm...MATURE SGT'ers believe that it is a terrible misrepresentation of advancing age!!!
(and we hope that those of you that laugh NOW, will not laugh so much THEN!!!)
(heheheheheheheheheeheeeeeeee!!!)
What? Mature? I REFUSE!!!!!!! :p:
Re: Dr. Seuss On The Golden Years
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:17 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
DisneyMom wrote:What? Mature? I REFUSE!!!!!!! :p:
Its ONLY a chronologicle reference, not social!!