Stupid Guest Tricks

My friend works at Disneyland on a turkey cart. One day a SH comes up and orders a turkey leg. He askes for a big juicy leg with no veins and no bones. I have never heard of a boneless leg ever being sold at any of the theme parks. Where are these guests coming from? The turkey leg is not prepared at your home. Guests are so clueless.

Maybe they were confusing the KFC frankenchicken rumors with Disneyland. KFC supposedly was growing chicken meat...big mindless globs of chicken meat...not too far of a stretch to grow blobs of boneless turkey leg too!

turkeyham wrote:He askes for a big juicy leg with no veins and no bones.

I probably wouldn't do so well as a CM since my response would be something along the lines of..

"This is a Turkey LEG cart, what you are looking for is something called a breast, and we don't F*&@!#$g sell them at the Turkey LEG cart" :twisted:

I wonder if they wanted it to be skinless as well?
They would really be a SG if that is the case as we all know the skin is the best part.

Sean

WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot wrote:I probably wouldn't do so well as a CM since my response would be something along the lines of..

"This is a Turkey LEG cart, what you are looking for is something called a breast, and we don't F*&@!#$g sell them at the Turkey LEG cart" :twisted:

I wonder if they wanted it to be skinless as well?
They would really be a SG if that is the case as we all know the skin is the best part.

Sean

Or they were hoping for something like I remember getting at home when I was young. "Mock drumsticks". Generally they were hamburger meatloaf formed into a vaguely chicken drumstick shape, breaded and on a stick. :D:

Can you imagine something like that the size of the WDW turkey legs? Maybe a 5 or 10 lb meatloaf on a stick. Something like that would make me use up an entire bottle of catsup. :D:

Darn I've gone and made myself hungry again.

Randy

Randy B wrote:Or they were hoping for something like I remember getting at home when I was young. "Mock drumsticks". Generally they were hamburger meatloaf formed into a vaguely chicken drumstick shape, breaded and on a stick. :D:

Can you imagine something like that the size of the WDW turkey legs? Maybe a 5 or 10 lb meatloaf on a stick. Something like that would make me use up an entire bottle of catsup. :D:

Darn I've gone and made myself hungry again.

Randy

That does sound good.

I've really gotta stop reading SGT before bed. For at least the past week now I have had to get myself a snack before going to bed.

dancinghomer wrote:That does sound good.

I've really gotta stop reading SGT before bed. For at least the past week now I have had to get myself a snack before going to bed.

So WHEN are they gonna start selling those???

(hey, sounds like a good rumor!!)

Somebody should tell these morons that this isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way!

No bones or veins? Go get yourself one of those abominable soy pieces of crap--made of poisonous soy, further contaminated by aluminum which is guaranteed to cause Alzeheimer's, then injected with a bunch of carcinogenic chemicals to make it look and supposedly taste like what it's not, and they go and say it's "all natural" and "better for you"! Yeah, right! Not tomention soy is one of the biggest allergens out there.

Check out these links:
food.consumercide.com/soy=compl.html
http://www.dcnutrition.com/news/detail. ... number=518
http://soyonlineservice.co.nz/
http://www.westonaprice.org

Don't say you weren't warned....

felinefan wrote:Go get yourself one of those abominable soy pieces of crap--made of poisonous soy, further contaminated by aluminum which is guaranteed to cause Alzeheimer's, then injected with a bunch of carcinogenic chemicals to make it look and supposedly taste like what it's not, and they go and say it's "all natural" and "better for you"! Yeah, right! Not tomention soy is one of the biggest allergens out there.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Yuk!

I just found an interesting article on MSG, which is what soy basically is. It was done by CBN. Until that news article, it was all people like guests on Coast to Coast AM that were talking about it. To hear it from both wings of thought and political belief systems makes it scary, because at that point you have a nice touch of consensus.

Big Wallaby wrote:I just found an interesting article on MSG, which is what soy basically is. It was done by CBN. Until that news article, it was all people like guests on Coast to Coast AM that were talking about it. To hear it from both wings of thought and political belief systems makes it scary, because at that point you have a nice touch of consensus.

Eeek! Does edamame count? I love that stuff!