I haven't been around for a while because I've been insanely busy, but I just had to pop over and share this. A CM friend who works in the candy shop on Main Street had a woman come up to her and ask, "Do you have peanut brittle without any peanuts?"
I'm just not even sure what snide comment to make about that...I guess it just stands on its own.
You Want What?!
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ROFL!!!
So she just wanted the syrupy stuff between the nuts? In hardened form?
Whoa.
So she just wanted the syrupy stuff between the nuts? In hardened form?
Whoa.
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Re: You Want What?!
http://www.amazon.com/Ultimates-Almond- ... B0000DK34P
A cashew brittle recipe.
http://southernfood.about.com/od/candyr ... 30609a.htm
It is called brittle and can be made with any nut or even other things.
A cashew brittle recipe.
http://southernfood.about.com/od/candyr ... 30609a.htm
It is called brittle and can be made with any nut or even other things.
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I guess you could offer her the "crumbs" that had the nuts taken out!! That seems like trying to buy Ice Cream without the "cold"February wrote:ROFL!!!
So she just wanted the syrupy stuff between the nuts? In hardened form?
Whoa.
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GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I guess you could offer her the "crumbs" that had the nuts taken out!! That seems like trying to buy Ice Cream without the "cold"
Or Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, hold the chips!
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Would that be female peanut brittle? :D:Syndrome wrote:"Do you have peanut brittle without any peanuts?"
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Okay that's funny cause I almost said "You mean brittle?" as a joke LOL Apparently it actually exists! Who new?mechurchlady wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Ultimates-Almond- ... B0000DK34P
A cashew brittle recipe.
http://southernfood.about.com/od/candyr ... 30609a.htm
It is called brittle and can be made with any nut or even other things.
Next they'll want the candy apple coating without the apple. . .which sadly I can't eat anymore too much dental work! Meh!
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without peanuts it would be too brittle. :D:Syndrome wrote:I haven't been around for a while because I've been insanely busy, but I just had to pop over and share this. A CM friend who works in the candy shop on Main Street had a woman come up to her and ask, "Do you have peanut brittle without any peanuts?"
I'm just not even sure what snide comment to make about that...I guess it just stands on its own.
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ROTFL!hobie16 wrote:Would that be female peanut brittle? :D:
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And we have a winner!!!!hobie16 wrote:Would that be female peanut brittle? :D:
(the "see how fast they can go there" contest!!)
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