Stupid Guest Tricks

While on the bus back to my resort, there was a know-it-all/show-off guy behind me educating the woman he was with all about Disney World.

Did you know that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who works in Disney, also lives on Disney property? Yep, apparently all in the bushes around Disney that you think is undeveloped, are actually rows and rows of hidden condos that the cast members and their families live in. They bus the kids out to school and everything.

And yes, he was DEAD SERIOUS.


Also, a good one overheard at Crystal Palace on the 14th at dinner time.... there was this backwoods white trash couple sitting across from us, and they asked their server.... "Can we ask you a question? We's was sittin' here thinkin' about how y'all get to work here every day? Do you drive or does Disney have a bus that picks y'all up every day to bring you to work? And do y'all have to wash your own work outfits and stuff? How does it all work?"

The server explained briefly how it works.
If I had been the server I would have told them there was actually a secret underground city that all the disney workers lived in. Or better yet, there are condos hidden in the wooded areas around disney!

The condos are right next to freezing room tomb that Walt is at!!

MookieMouse wrote: Also, a good one overheard at Crystal Palace on the 14th at dinner time.... there was this backwoods white trash couple sitting across from us, and they asked their server.... "Can we ask you a question? We's was sittin' here thinkin' about how y'all get to work here every day? Do you drive or does Disney have a bus that picks y'all up every day to bring you to work? And do y'all have to wash your own work outfits and stuff? How does it all work?"

The server explained briefly how it works.
If I had been the server I would have told them there was actually a secret underground city that all the disney workers lived in. Or better yet, there are condos hidden in the wooded areas around disney!

I would have started to say that the real EPCOT is actually underneath the parks and thats where everyone lives. You just access the community through the utilidors at the Magic Kingdom.

dancinghomer wrote:I would have started to say that the real EPCOT is actually underneath the parks and thats where everyone lives. You just access the community through the utilidors at the Magic Kingdom.

Didn't you know that ALL the CMs are Audio Animatronic characters and don't need homes. They just get "plugged in" in a big warehouse to recharge the batteries.

Randy

Oh, please don't tell them that. The incidence of SGTs would go through the roof (from what the level is now!).

Randy B wrote:Didn't you know that ALL the CMs are Audio Animatronic characters and don't need homes. They just get "plugged in" in a big warehouse to recharge the batteries.

Randy B wrote:Didn't you know that ALL the CMs are Audio Animatronic characters and don't need homes. They just get "plugged in" in a big warehouse to recharge the batteries.

Randy

I KNEW IT!!!!!Hmmm Future world...Tomorrow land.....Hmmmmm!!!! That would splaine the audio on the busses!!!

MookieMouse wrote:While on the bus back to my resort, there was a know-it-all/show-off guy behind me educating the woman he was with all about Disney World.

Did you know that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who works in Disney, also lives on Disney property? Yep, apparently all in the bushes around Disney that you think is undeveloped, are actually rows and rows of hidden condos that the cast members and their families live in. They bus the kids out to school and everything.

And yes, he was DEAD SERIOUS.


Also, a good one overheard at Crystal Palace on the 14th at dinner time.... there was this backwoods white trash couple sitting across from us, and they asked their server.... "Can we ask you a question? We's was sittin' here thinkin' about how y'all get to work here every day? Do you drive or does Disney have a bus that picks y'all up every day to bring you to work? And do y'all have to wash your own work outfits and stuff? How does it all work?"

The server explained briefly how it works.
If I had been the server I would have told them there was actually a secret underground city that all the disney workers lived in. Or better yet, there are condos hidden in the wooded areas around disney!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! OMG that is funny, my stomach hurts now!

Randy B wrote:Didn't you know that ALL the CMs are Audio Animatronic characters and don't need homes. They just get "plugged in" in a big warehouse to recharge the batteries.

Randy

You mean they're not??????? ;)

Watch out , She's gonna take her head off and throw it at you! heeheehee...
and then you will find Arnold under there.





KABOOM!!!!!!!!

Hey Grumpy Pirate, I just made some chocolate covered RUM bars for my DCL party next Saturday. When can I expect you? :D:

hobie16 wrote:

Hey, that's that one guy from that one attraction, the one that didn't seem to have much personality. I'd know him anywhere!