That would depend on what the annoying guest did to piss me off...
But half the fun of working at Disney is getting back at annoying guests without them realizing it - or saying stuff that make them look foolish in front of the guests around them, but doing it in a way where you won't get in trouble.
It takes some time at first for a new CM to figure these things out, but they soon catch on by watching the more senior CMs that they work with.
And I must clarify - there is a difference between an "annoying guest" and an "a*hole." With an annoying guest, you might just say something briefly; something cutting but safe. Again, that depends on the situation.
For instance, one day at Greeter on Captain Eo, a nice couple came up to me and asked what time the next show was. I told them it was in 12 minutes, and they thanked me and walked away. Right after they walk away, this guy comes running up to me, and gets right in my face, and desperately inquires, "What was that!?!"
Now I was annoyed by his manner - very pushy, demanding, and litterally inches from my face. And a bit nutty, too - he was acting like I just told that couple the meaning of life.
“What was what?” I respond, quite simply. “Umm, are you open?” “Yes, come right in!” “Um, what time is your next show?” “Twelve minutes.” “Oh. Well, where are those people going?” indicating the previous family. “I don’t know,” I answer. For a moment I considered shouting to the family, “Excuse me! Where are you folks going? This man would like to know!”
I knew what the guy wanted to know, but because he annoyed me, I played with him, and left him hanging. To this day, he probably thinks his life would be so much better if only he knew what secret I told that nice young couple that night...
With an a*hole guest, you might want to go further.
For instance, on Star Tours, if you have an a*hole guest, you might purposely put his group in a row that doesn't have enough seats - so when the doors open, they have nowhere to go, and must wait another 5 minutes for the next cabin.
Or if a guest is a real a*hole, and starts using foul language, you can safely go off on him: (loudly and firmly, which catches them off-guard) "Hey! You're going to
calm down right now, or I'll call security and have you ejected from the Park! This is a
family park and we don't tolerate people using that sort of language around kids! This is
private property, and you will follow
our rules or leave!"
I've used that line a few times, and the people just go away, muttering to themselves. I got that from watching Security deal with people (before that department was castrated in the mid '90s).
OR:
...you could simply sick Tigger on them!
