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My GF likes stuffed animals, she was in europe and saw some tufted titmice at her friends house and loved them. you can't import the little birds into the USA for some reason, so I thought I would find her some plush ones and surprise her.
http://www.stuffedark.com/birdaudu3.htm found them on this site,
but they are now out of production. well looks like now I can't get her a pair of fake tits.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVO1O6?smi ... nkCode=asn

There are only three left, so hurry! You know Tits just aren't so great when they don't come in a pair! :D:

Edited to add: well, there are 4 used ones available too, but who wants second-hand Tits? (This thing could just go for an endless number of jokes, couldn't it?!?)

Reedited to add: the birds exist in the wild in the eastern US, I can't seem to find any place or anybody that sells them, though... Probably because, from what I'm reading, they're really loud, so I bet not many people want to buy them...

Kwahati wrote:http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVO1O6?smi ... nkCode=asn

There are only three left, so hurry! You know Tits just aren't so great when they don't come in a pair! :D:

Edited to add: well, there are 4 used ones available too, but who wants second-hand Tits? (This thing could just go for an endless number of jokes, couldn't it?!?)

So I take it that you don't like the 3rd nipple?

Kwahati wrote:http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVO1O6?smi ... nkCode=asn

There are only three left, so hurry! You know Tits just aren't so great when they don't come in a pair! :D:

Edited to add: well, there are 4 used ones available too, but who wants second-hand Tits? (This thing could just go for an endless number of jokes, couldn't it?!?)

Reedited to add: the birds exist in the wild in the eastern US, I can't seem to find any place or anybody that sells them, though... Probably because, from what I'm reading, they're really loud, so I bet not many people want to buy them...

now I just need someone to go to the east and grab me a pair of tits. maybe they would thrive out here. vegas will be known for
nice tits.

drcorey wrote:now I just need someone to go to the east and grab me a pair of tits. maybe they would thrive out here. vegas will be known for
nice tits.

But remember these are tit-mice and mice are not known for being overly mammory endowed. And you will have to make sure that they are not exported to LA as they would automatically be surgicly enhanced and the bird would be too heavy to fly. :D:

:rimshot: Broom..Chiiii (hows that for spelling the sound of a rimshot)

Randy

Sound of a rimshot = Badum ching...

Randy B wrote:But remember these are tit-mice and mice are not known for being overly mammory endowed. And you will have to make sure that they are not exported to LA as they would automatically be surgicly enhanced and the bird would be too heavy to fly. :D:

:rimshot: Broom..Chiiii (hows that for spelling the sound of a rimshot)

Randy

most of the chicks and birds don't fly anyway! :rimshot: :rimshot:
Badum Badum chingggggg! (double rimshot)

We have tufted titmice at our feeders daily, cute I guess but a PITA as they are picky and sling the seeds all over till the find the exact one they want then they hop over to the deck or plant and have at eating it leaving more mess

dirty little tits :p:

but they do make a nice song

Planner wrote:We have tufted titmice at our feeders daily, cute I guess but a PITA as they are picky and sling the seeds all over till the find the exact one they want then they hop over to the deck or plant and have at eating it leaving more mess

dirty little tits :p:

but they do make a nice song

Can't think of a answer that won't give me points. (hehehe)

Planner wrote:We have tufted titmice at our feeders daily, cute I guess but a PITA as they are picky and sling the seeds all over till the find the exact one they want then they hop over to the deck or plant and have at eating it leaving more mess

dirty little tits :p:

but they do make a nice song

so, they don't even have lips, you try to eat without lips.
and thier song is beautiful, err, loud, but beautiful.
I bet they are expencive thou, nothing like expencive tits.
and they are very small, I like small tits.