Stupid Guest Tricks

That horrible and hilarious at the same time! My favorite kind of humor!!!

LOL! Now all Disney has to do is offer birthing services and they will have covered all the major events: births, weddings, and funerals! :)

"Want to deliver your baby with Dr. Mickey's help? Now you can!"

The mascot could be the stork from Dumbo. Not sure who would make a good mascot for their funeral services though.

Any of the villains would do - take your pick.

How 'bout Cruella de Ville? Her limo is big enough to be a hearse.

I was just talking with some other CM's about this idea the other day. I'm sure we'll see it in the next five years.

Big Wallaby wrote:I was just talking with some other CM's about this idea the other day. I'm sure we'll see it in the next five years.

What do you bet some SG sees it and thinks he can scatter ashes, because he saw a commercial!!

A month ago or less I heard a rumor that someone poured ashes somewhere in Disneyland (Not sure if it was Small World or Haunted Mansion- gonna have to recheck that rumor...) and they closed the ride down to clean out what was left by the SG.

Purpura wrote:A month ago or less I heard a rumor that someone poured ashes somewhere in Disneyland (Not sure if it was Small World or Haunted Mansion- gonna have to recheck that rumor...) and they closed the ride down to clean out what was left by the SG.

There was a whole thread on the bord x and a lot of talk here.

I've heard over the years that at least three babies were born at DLR. Since Walt Disney and Walter Knott were good buddies, if Disney ever got into the funeral business, they could start with a funeral for Knott's Berry Farm--that dump already has one foot in the grave, just give it a little shove and fill 'er in!