Stupid Guest Tricks

I'da thought Darph'd post all the quotes from here already

http://www.onmylist.com/category/food_d ... g_quotes_1

Gasoline and alcohol do not mix. Drink them separately.

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Drunk driver to cop, "Of course I'm drunk. What do ya think I am, a stunt driver?"

I always heard the Tom Wait's quote as "'d rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy!" Love Tom Waits, one of my favorite musical poets! :D:

Then there's this one, Ralphie's fave:

"He who sets forth with a fifth on the fourth, shall not set forth on the fifth!"
That one is fun to say!
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