This is the place to tell us about the stupid things fellow employees can do.
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by Zazu » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:22 pm
Driver_dylan wrote:Lately, I have been somewhat board so I thought I would post some of the things that I had on my old Myspace blog. I thought these were funny and were not ment to offend. I incurrage you to add more if you can think of them.
Cast Members Vs. Light Bulbs
Reminds me of the first CM joke I was ever told:
Q: How many straight cast members does it take to change a light bulb on Main Street?
A: Both of us!
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by Driver_dylan » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:41 pm
How many custodial Cast members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of them speak enough english to get an answer.
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:43 pm
Zazu wrote:Reminds me of the first CM joke I was ever told:
Q: How many straight cast members does it take to change a light bulb on Main Street?
A: Both of us!
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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by mechurchlady » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:58 am
Driver_dylan wrote:How many custodial Cast members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None of them speak enough english to get an answer.
wow a lot of politically incorrect jokes going around in this thread.
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by Big Wallaby » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:14 am
mechurchlady wrote:wow a lot of politically incorrect jokes going around in this thread.
Very much so. Shall we make it downright offensive? For more on that, we turn to the next person to post.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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by Kwahati » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:18 am
Wow...look what I get for reading this thread first thing in the morning! Thanks for the set-up BW! You're a real pal!
How come Mexico's Olympic team always sucks? Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, climb or swim are already over here!
What do gay horses eat? (This is a tone of voice joke that will not translate well to text...) Haa-aay!
How did they invent copper wire? Two Jews reaching for the same penny!
(Here's one for the singers in the crowd...BR Wombat, I'm thinkin' of you!)
How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All she has to do is hold it to the socket and the world revolves around her!
What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? On a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back!
I guess those last couple aren't really politically incorrect, but I'm sure they're offensive to someone (I hope! :twisted :) So I'll finish with my new favorite joke from a Disney transportation CM:
CM: Knock knock!
The whole bus in unison: Who's there?
CM: Mickey!
Bus: Mickey who?
CM: <stops bus and turns around glaring at us> You're kidding me, right?
Alright, I'm a big jerk for even knowing these jokes. Let the flames begin. (It's Wallaby's fault, he made me do it!)
Yo, it's one universal law but two sides to every story
Three strikes and you be in for life, manditory
Four MC's murdered in the last four years
I ain't tryin to be the fifth one, the millenium is here.
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by Kwahati » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:09 am
Okay...so, like, did I really manage to kill this perfectly good thread with one post full of off-color jokes? (I guess that'll teach me to take my cues from a marsupial in purple pants...)
Yo, it's one universal law but two sides to every story
Three strikes and you be in for life, manditory
Four MC's murdered in the last four years
I ain't tryin to be the fifth one, the millenium is here.
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by Mad Maxx » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:42 am
Kwahati wrote:
CM: Knock knock!
The whole bus in unison: Who's there?
CM: Mickey!
Bus: Mickey who?
CM: <stops bus and turns around glaring at us> You're kidding me, right?
I will so have to try that one if I get a GC shift soon where it is kinda dead. But being holidays and all, don't think that will happen for a while.
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by Big Wallaby » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:00 pm
Kwahati wrote:CM: Knock knock!
The whole bus in unison: Who's there?
CM: Mickey!
Bus: Mickey who?
CM: <stops bus and turns around glaring at us> You're kidding me, right?
[flame=Kwahati]I'm stealing that one[/flame]
Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
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by Kwahati » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:06 pm
Big Wallaby wrote:[flame=Kwahati]I'm stealing that one[/flame]
Now that wasn't so bad, was it?
It burns us! It burns us! :p:
Yo, it's one universal law but two sides to every story
Three strikes and you be in for life, manditory
Four MC's murdered in the last four years
I ain't tryin to be the fifth one, the millenium is here.
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