This is the place to tell us about the stupid things fellow employees can do.
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darph nader
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by darph nader » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:02 pm
security officer wrote:how many state of California employee does it take to plant a tree?
13 1 supervisor, 1 to dig the hole, two to place the tree in the hole, one to fill the hole, the other to watch how it done
How many posts does it figure out where we got off topic?? :D:
(whoops,wrong thread.Where's my beer?)
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by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:03 pm
darph nader wrote:How many posts does it figure out where we got off topic?? :D:
(whoops,wrong thread.Where's my beer?)
Switch to RUM, it works faster!
:pirateflaARRRRRRR YA DOIN'?
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security officer
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by security officer » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:15 pm
how many city of pomona employees does it take to set-up a stage?
5 1 to do it the other 4 supervise
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by Cheshire Figment » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:07 pm
How many Mensans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Mensans don't screw in light bulbs; there's not enough room.
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by Ms. Matterhorn » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:27 pm
And then they shut off half the lights to save energy.
"Excuse me, are those ducks real?"
"Yes, sir, but the water is fake."
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by CBeilby » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:12 pm
How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be VERY tiny...
I'll get my hat... ;)
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by kcberlin » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:14 am
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One but the light bulb has to be willing to change.
The opinions expressed here may not be those of kcberlin. Sometimes I just like to stir shit.:twisted:
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by Big Wallaby » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:32 am
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs aren't mentioned in the Bible.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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by Goofyernmost » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:15 pm
CBeilby wrote:How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be VERY tiny...
I'll get my hat... ;)
How do you even get into a light bulb??? :twisted:
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by hobie16 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:27 pm
Goofyernmost wrote:How do you even get into a light bulb??? :twisted:
If you think that's tough wait until everything has gone LED.
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