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Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:48 pm
by hhsrat
"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."
Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:06 pm
by Ianto Jones
hhsrat wrote:"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."
/@me ::laughs hysterically:: -- don't know why, but that bit _really_ gets me! I like your version, too! (I've only been to DLR, not MK)
Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 2:13 am
by mapo
hhsrat wrote:"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."
Outstanding
mapo
Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:08 pm
by hhsrat
(Oddly enough, I've never actually worked at Jungle, although I always thought it would be fun)
Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 6:28 pm
by drcorey
I laugh at the tourists out here. we have double decker buses and the upper level is lower then the bottom. and thou the driver warns to lower heads and there are recordings when the doors open. you can still hear the thuds and cursing all the time. a few for each stop too.
Re: Interesting conversation on the bus tonight...
Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:28 am
by ktulu
hhsrat wrote:"Please lower your head, and watch your step. If you can't manage to do that, then please lower your volume and watch your language. Now, please exit the same way you came in, pushing and shoving that lovely family ahead of you. If you enjoyed yourself, my name is hhsrat and this has been the world famous Jungle Cruise. If you didn't enjoy yourself, my name is Iago, and this has been the Enchanted Tiki Room, under new management."
This one gets passed around, I've heard it on both coasts. They did change the name/attraction for Disneyland, although it would be funny to use Tiki Room UNM and see if anyone gives odd looks...