Stupid Guest Tricks

From: morgana5149 <morgana5149@y...>
Date: Thu Apr 18, 2002 2:27am
Subject: Well it's that time of year again


Yes that time of year where people go on vacation and so do their
brains. Spring break whoohoo. I was a guest at our lovely Disneyland
when I was asked one of the famous stupid questions. Yes once a cast
member, always a cast member. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, a guest came
up to me and asked how to get to the haunted house. Mind you, I am
standing in front of the Haunted MANSION, thank you. I say," The
Haunted Mansion is right behind me. It's a great attraction. One of
my favorites." Now this idiot proceeds to argue with me and say that
the family doesn't want to go in a mansion they want a haunted house.
I was about ready to smack this guy upside the back of his head but I
kept my cool. I said,"Well, the only thing here at Disneyland is the
Haunted Mansion and trust me it's what you're looking for." So this
moron goes over to the cast member at the front gate and says,"Excuse
me is this a haunted house?" The cast member says this is the Haunted
Mansion. The dumbass goes back to his family and says,"I guess we are
in the wrong place. There's no haunted house here." Then they walked
away. How's that for a fun time at the place where dreams come true
and guests come in all forms of lowered I.Q.'s?

I had a stupid guest question just the other day and immediately thought of posting it here! :D:

Anyway, I was off at Pooh's Corner so I was walking towards the CC fence to get my bag and this guest stops me.

Guest: If Winnie the Pooh is coming out, is this where *she* comes out from? ::Points to the CC fence entrance::

Me: Yes it is

Guest: Will that be soon?

Well I was about to say probably in a couple of minutes when I turn back towards him and see none other than Pooh at his Hunny pot station taking pictures and whatnot.

Me: Well actually Winnie the Pooh is already out here, right over there :I point at Winnie::

Guest (with confused look) Oh. Are Winnie the Pooh and Pooh Bear the same character?

Me: Yes, Pooh Bear is just a nickname... ::roll::..and walked away

What I really wanted to say was

Me: No, Pooh Bear is just a decoy to see how many shmucks we can get to stand in a line for over several hours! You were SO clever in figuring it out that you get a personal appearance by Winnie the Pooh HIMSELF! ;)

I wonder if people know that there is a site devoted to their stupid questions?? If they find out, they will change their ways, muahahaha!!!

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:I wonder if people know that there is a site devoted to their stupid questions?? If they find out, they will change their ways, muahahaha!!!

Not bloody likely... :twisted:

This guy at River Belle yesterday refused to use a normal spoon to eat his clam chowder. He waited there and heckled us for about 10 minutes, complaining about how he needed A SOUP SPOON to eat his soup and we were rude for not having soup spoons ready for him. Phew!! He was a pill!! I'm glad i'm making the transition to Entertainment on April 2!!

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:I wonder if people know that there is a site devoted to their stupid questions?? If they find out, they will change their ways, muahahaha!!!

actually. i heard that our group on myspace was read by some guests. apparently they printed out copies and went and complained to city hall. thats crap!

paper lantern wrote:actually. i heard that our group on myspace was read by some guests. apparently they printed out copies and went and complained to city hall. thats crap!

Those people are just plain evil. Cast members are not slaves, nor are they automatons who are just meant to take every piece of crap hurled in their direction by unkind and unthinking creeps who feel that the price of a ticket or annual pass allows them to do whatever they please. The sort of person who would take something off of an independant website and use it at City Hall as evidence against CM's is the sort of person who would gladly have been an informer in the old Soviet Union or Nazi Germany. That is completely uncalled for. People need a way and place to vent their frustrations of having to deal with morons on a daily basis. If there was no mechanism for venting can you imagine how obnoxious the cast members could concievably become?

BTW, those Pooh and Mansion stories are priceless. Don't mind me while I'm ranting...I still get upset with people who think that CM's should be under some sort of mind control 24/7.

paper lantern wrote:actually. i heard that our group on myspace was read by some guests. apparently they printed out copies and went and complained to city hall. thats crap!

I would hope that City Hall tells them that the site is not affiliated with Disney, and that we access it on our own time, so they can't do a thing about it. Technically, they can't in fact.

paper lantern wrote:actually. i heard that our group on myspace was read by some guests. apparently they printed out copies and went and complained to city hall. thats crap!

Yeah but not only are we cast memebers but were also americans so we are protected by the first amendement. Which should be taken away from some guest when they open thier mouths and spew some nonsense.