Stupid Guest Tricks

When I am not programming for NYS Lottery, I am the Girl Scout Service Unit Manager for the Capitol of NY. That means I am in charge of all the Girl Scout troops in this city.

So this past weekend BF and I took a bunch of troops camping.............er....Lodging.

Many of these Scouts where 1st graders so moms came along.

As part of scouts we spend lots of time doing anti drugs, anti smoking and anti drinking programs.

So this is why I found it so remarkable that while I have about 15 little ones huddled around a camp fire, one SG mom lites up. Now personally I could care less if she smoked Camels, drank White Lightning, and had a meth lab in her basement. She's not my problem. But even though I quietly asked her to put out her smoke because there is no smoking on Girl Scout property, she commenced to agruing with me.

Oh it went from, "Your not my leader", to "I want to see this law written down". Just carrying on with her poor daughter and many of the girls near her visibly upset.

So I had to go and find her leader. Mainly because she has not yet figured out that I am over her leader. I don't mean to have that sound stuck up. Now her leaders shows up and tells her exactly what I said so she begrudgingly goes to her car to smoke.

Next morning, guess what I find all over the ground by her car.

:abduct: Space alien tracks?

mmmmmmm Girl Scout Cookies?

YEEESH!

Welcome to the site Wild. I have seen your posts on "evil board X" numerous times. You are a voice of reason there...LOL

vixen101485 wrote:YEEESH!

Welcome to the site Wild. I have seen your posts on "evil board X" numerous times. You are a voice of reason there...LOL

Thank you Vixen.

I figured due to the amount of Stonings I have endured over there, I can't be too far off base.

And no, not the good Stonings.

Welcome to the place of warm Marsupial welcoming hugs, they should be along shortly and it would seem you found the right place to be. I myself endured much finger pointing and ridicule at a few of the Brand X, Y and Z boards. I still check them for funny threads from time to time, but the best threads and peeps are right here. so jump in, the water's fine and we look forward to hearing more of the Girl Sprout stories. And the NYS lottery? :twisted: THAT has to be really fun!
susi-Q

susislicker wrote:Welcome to the place of warm Marsupial welcoming hugs, they should be along shortly ...

We're always close by... especially when Girl Scout cookies are mentioned. :D: Just click your heels together three times and we appear...

Welcome to SGT, WildGrits, from the semi-official Marsupial Welcoming Committee!!!! Great story to begin with -- pity the poor child who has that 'lady' as her mom.

from :wallaby: and !!!! :D: :D: :D:

See...They are always on the ball! These are the warmest, cuddliest cartiledge covered ass marsupials around, well, only one has that cartiledge (see the thread "Man, I feel Like a Wombat!") :D: :D: :D:
Now that you have been officially welcomed, we request more, more, more stories! and Girl scout cookies, mmmmmmmm.....Your daughter will find a bunch of customers here if she is willing to ship them. I always buy the cookies. I was a Girl Sprout at one time in my harried life. It was so long ago that dinosaurs still roamed the earth. I think we even had a badge for that! :hysteria:
susi*older than dirt*slicker ;)

My guess for what you found is:
1. Empty MD 20/20 bottles
2. Cig Butts
3. Purple undies
:twisted:
Deb

WildGrits wrote: Next morning, guess what I find all over the ground by her car.

Bear tracks?

A used condom?

Smokey The Bear passed out with said woman's undies in hand and a grin on his face that says satisfaction?