Stupid Guest Tricks

I like giraffes. Alive. They're my favorite animal in the world, except for wallabies. Are we going to start frying my kind now?

I do know they use kangaroo for meat in Australia.

Big Wallaby wrote:I like giraffes. Alive. They're my favorite animal in the world, except for wallabies. Are we going to start frying my kind now?

I do know they use kangaroo for meat in Australia.

Fried wallaby is quite good! :D:

Just kidding! I'll stick to "normal" meat, from cows, chickens, etc.

Big Wallaby wrote:I like giraffes. Alive. They're my favorite animal in the world, except for wallabies. Are we going to start frying my kind now?

I do know they use kangaroo for meat in Australia.

"First they came for the giraffes, but I was not a giraffe, so I said nothing..."

BRWombat wrote:...poor conductors!!!! :D: :D: :D:

BRW, UHG!! This is such a bad pun. Had to read twice then it became funny. Stick to the Bar & voice. Much more talented. ;)

Shorty82 wrote:Fried wallaby is quite good! :D:

Just kidding! I'll stick to "normal" meat, from cows, chickens, etc.

Cat, Venison, Buffalo, Alligator, etc.

Sooooo....a giraffe walks into a bar and says "Hey everybody! The highballs are on me"

Joke courtesy of Dizisit from DWT.

vixen101485 wrote:Sooooo....a giraffe walks into a bar and says "Hey everybody! The highballs are on me"

Joke courtesy of Dizisit from DWT.

Ba bump bump bump!!(rimshot!)

That's really low. It's high, but it's low.

Big Wallaby wrote:That's really low. It's high, but it's low.

ya hafta go with what ya got!!!

Hey, I wasn't complaining about the joke, just saying it's bad.

I could even see the giraffe from "Madagascar" giving the line.