Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:Ummmm, How do you prevent the Giraffes being hit by lightning? Do they have special training?
I won't be going to WDW anytime soon, so I have to ask stupid questions from here in California.... :p:

wow,200 posts!

congratulations

Grounding a griaffe would help.

I will now beat everyone to the punch. How do you want your grounded giraffe? I will have mine medium-well and put cheese, barbecue sauce, bacon, grilled onions, mustard, lettuce and tomatos on it. Do you have dill pickle slickes, too?

DisneyMom wrote:Ummmm, How do you prevent the Giraffes being hit by lightning? Do they have special training?
I won't be going to WDW anytime soon, so I have to ask stupid questions from here in California.... :p:

wow,200 posts!

Well, when DW and I took the behind the scenes tour, the CM guide pointed out the lighttning rods all over the tops of the buildings. I would make the assumption that they tried to place as many as possible in the AK as well?

Anyone know if that is true?

Oh jeeze Churchy, it's 8:30 in the morning and you are already starting with the food. I am not hungry however, having eaten some fresh gingerbread made by a certain loving husband who spoils me rotten... :D: I will send a gingerbread man made by Ralphie to anyone who wants one from the SGT board...they are delicious!!!!! Yuuuuuuuummmmmmm....
susi

DisneyMom wrote:Ummmm, How do you prevent the Giraffes being hit by lightning? Do they have special training?
I won't be going to WDW anytime soon, so I have to ask stupid questions from here in California....

They train them to direct instrumental music, but don't pay them much. That way, the giraffes become...

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...poor conductors!!!! :D: :D: :D:

BRWombat wrote:They train them to direct instrumental music, but don't pay them much. That way, the giraffes become...

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...poor conductors!!!! :D: :D: :D:

Musical humor from Wombat...










Who Knew! :choir: :shrug:

You guys are toooooo Funny! :D:
Susi, save my Gingerbread Man for December when I want to see you two at our favorite place!
:) Mmmmmmmmm

susislicker wrote:Oh jeeze Churchy, it's 8:30 in the morning and you are already starting with the food. I am not hungry however, having eaten some fresh gingerbread made by a certain loving husband who spoils me rotten... :D: I will send a gingerbread man made by Ralphie to anyone who wants one from the SGT board...they are delicious!!!!! Yuuuuuuuummmmmmm....
susi

I cannot have gluten, wheat, soy or egg so I will have to pass.

Now for some grounded giraffe meatballs.

Okay Churchy, How about a gingerbread man made out of giraffe meatballs?
ewwwww.....
soooooo

susislicker wrote:Okay Churchy, How about a gingerbread man made out of giraffe meatballs?
ewwwww.....
soooooo

how about made out of ground giraffe, use cookie cutters and fry up with in olive oil or grilled. Thinken some soy free ranch dressing and use that as icing. Finely shredded lettuce, red cabage, onions make great confettie. olive eyes and nose with a tiny radish slice cut in half for a mouth.

That sounds...delicious???? I'll have to see if we can rustle up some giraffe here out on the great Plains... :D:
sues