Stupid Guest Tricks

Man! I Feel Like A Wombat!
Apologies to Shania

I'm going out tonight - nocturnal, yeah that's right
Gonna eat some herbs and grass
Gonna make some sound while I am underground
Got a cartilidge-covered ass
Livin' in a burrow - diggin' in a furrow
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act like other marsupials
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a wombat
Is the ability to carry kids in pouch (pouch, pouch)

(Chorus)
Oh, oh, oh, scarin' the ladies - give 'em some rabies
Well-fed - I'm quadruped
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it marsupial style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action - claws in retraction
Licking my hair - what do I care
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free - yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a wombat!

A wombat needs a break - tonight I'm gonna take
The chance to get out of my lair
I don't need romance - I only wanna dance
I'm gonna sit and groom my hair

The best thing about being a wombat
Is the ability to carry young in pouch (pouch, pouch)

(Chorus)

The best thing about being a wombat
Is the ability to carry young in pouch (pouch, pouch)

(Chorus)

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come on, Tazmanian baby
I feel like a wombat

Forget Shania. Say sorry to the BIG W.
j/k,that is funny.

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That's awesome, drcorey!! I've never had a theme song before!

I don't think Wombat carries Rabies.

Or does he?

Hey, Wombat, you're coming the end of December?

Big Wallaby wrote:I don't think Wombat carries Rabies.

Or does he?

And if he does, don't carry the vials in a fanny pack when enterring the parks. Security wouldn't notice them but the search for really dangerous things like nail clippers, they might damage the seal on the vial. :D:

Randy

Randy B wrote:And if he does, don't carry the vials in a fanny pack when enterring the parks. Security wouldn't notice them but the search for really dangerous things like nail clippers, they might damage the seal on the vial. :D:

Randy

That's what airport security looks for. Disney Security is looking for mouse traps. :)

Big Wallaby wrote:I don't think Wombat carries Rabies.

Or does he?

Hey, Wombat, you're coming the end of December?

Yep -- I'll arrive at the World on the 30th & be there till the morning of Thursday Jan. 3rd. Will you still be on a bus then???

I wanna see this *Cartildge covered ass*!!!!! That is a great song. Cool, drcorey.... :hysteria: You have such talent you should be writing songs for everyone here....

Can you do the "Funky Marsupial" dance to this song?
It sure has terrific lyrics! :D: :p: :D:

BRWombat wrote:Yep -- I'll arrive at the World on the 30th & be there till the morning of Thursday Jan. 3rd. Will you still be on a bus then???

I don't know if I'll still be in buses. But rest assured, we have to get a proper picture of the Marsupial Welcoming Committee in the first ever MWC Meet.