Stupid Guest Tricks

Liz and I switch off, every couple weeks, on whether we ever want to have kids. I had an incident tonight that makes the chances look pretty bad for our offspring.

DTD to Caribbean Beach. I arrive at Old Port Royale, when a lady comes up holding her daughter's hand. Her pants are soaked from a couple inches below the crotch down. She starts apologizing, because her daughter just peed all over her and the seats and the floor. Now, it's flowing all over the place and there's no way for people to get off without stepping in it. Then the smell hit. When I called in, they had me return to PI to have someone else take it to FIW, which means I had to remove my backpack (which had, thankfully, not been touched. It was all I could do to get it out from its nook without dragging it through the urine.

You would not believe the things other guests said about this lady and her parenting. Honestly, while it doesn't smell as bad as vomit, I prefer the vomit because it stays in one place and you can contain it with Voban.

Folks, when you take your kids to Disney World, you need to take them to the bathroom at certain intervals. Your bus driver does not want to hear, "Oops! My kid just peed all over your bus." Especially on the RTS, where the only place to store my backpack is on the floor. Had the lady and her daughter been sitting one or two seats closer to me, I would be out shopping for a new backpack right now.

Grr...

You can't do that, Big Wallaby!


It would make your purple pants fit wrong! :D:


But I do see how frustrating it is to have that happen. How long had that poor child been holding it to produce such an amazing quantity?

I'm glad your backpack was spared!

Morning
When I see a bathroom, I use it. Just in case.

Yikes! Glad u didn't have to go shopping. I know there are some kids who wait till the last minute to tell parents that they "need to go".....BUT as the parents, they should dang well know their childs potty habits! My kids say I'm a broken record cuz I ask them every time we head to an attraction, food counter, bus stop etc "do you need the bathroom???"
We've been fortunate to never have an accident, but had to deal with stepping out of a really long line when we were almost to the front cuz some one said....mom...I gotta go.
Buddy of mine relayed a story of his 4 yo son stating "dad....I gotta go" when they were just about to board Splash. He figured the ride is only a few minutes so he asked son if he could hold it for a cple minutes......well the following proves that you just shouldn't risk it....yep the ride broke down. He was stuck on it for 30 + minutes and son wound up having a semi-solid (eww) accident.
Anyways.....don't give up all hope on the offspring bit. Just chalk this up to mistakes you will NEVER make. That's what I did watching my older sibs raise theirs....kept making mental notes on what NOT to do!

Marilou wrote:Y
We've been fortunate to never have an accident, but had to deal with stepping out of a really long line when we were almost to the front cuz some one said....mom...I gotta go.

Whenever this happens, if you can flag down a CM, let them know and they will let you on the ride. If you have other adults with you, have them stay in line and if you can't let a CM know, they can let the CM know and wait for you.

Hold on a sec, let me dig up my rusty knife... :)

That kid must have been really needing to go before getting on the bus, why didn't the mom take her then? There are a number of restrooms around DTD so lack of restrooms wasn't why. The mom should have taken the kid to the bathroom before boarding the bus.

I feel sorry for you, the guy who had to drive the bus all the way to FIW, and the guy who got the fun of cleaning up the mess.

I love kids but I don't want any of my own, at least not for many years.

Even we, as adults, (well, big kids really) always stop at the bathroom before heading out og the Park. You never know when the last soad or bottle of water is gonna hit. It should be part of the routine to hit the toidy on the way out.
I have a rusty box-cutter. And some solarcaine to numb ya up...Will that work? :twisted: Mwahahahaha...
susi

susislicker wrote:Even we, as adults, (well, big kids really) always stop at the bathroom before heading out og the Park. You never know when the last soad or bottle of water is gonna hit. It should be part of the routine to hit the toidy on the way out.
I have a rusty box-cutter. And some solarcaine to numb ya up...Will that work? :twisted: Mwahahahaha...
susi

I believe in the old saying "go bathroom when you can as you never know the next time you'll be able to".

I almost never go anywhere without going to the bathroom first.

As one of the last kids to ever go to Outdoor School in my district, I learned a good one: Go before you go, or you'll wish you'd gone before you left.

Big Wallaby wrote:As one of the last kids to ever go to Outdoor School in my district, I learned a good one: Go before you go, or you'll wish you'd gone before you left.

Funny, the lesson I learned (oddly related to the title of this thread) going to Outdoor Lab (as we called it) was not to leap comically onto the pile of luggage while waiting for the buses -- some of those bags have hard corners that do not feel pleasant when applied with force to the groinal area! I spoke in a high soprano that week.

Let me give you some advise. Castration ,,,,NO. Vasectomy,Yes.AFTER you've had kids.
Kids are work(you gotta love them though)
Kids give you G-KIDS (more fun,b/c you give them 'back to 'your' kids. Pay-Backs are 'sooo' much FUN)