Mental Retardation at the Rivers of America

Space Man K7 · Post by **Space Man K7** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:34 am

So since I've learned the Big Boats, I've gotten just about everything I can imagine... There's a lot of:
G:where are the little boats?
CM: the "little boats" are in Fantasyland... it's called STORYBOOK... If you're looking for the Canoes... they're on the other side of the River.

G:How do we get to Mark Twain Island?
CM:WHAT????????

G: How do I get on the Pirate Ship?
CM: Pirates is right under that bridge with the sign that says "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN" on it

G: Capt. Hooks' Ship, how do we get on it?
CM: Head to Fantasyland, It's Called PETER PAN'S FLIGHT

G: Is the water real?
CM: No, it's a special Disney blend

G: <refering to the Mark Twain> So, is this the boat that killed that guy?
CM: WHAT? No.

G: Are the Canoes on a track?
CM: No, and there isn't a motor either
G: Yeah, they're on a track... there's no motor... how does it move?
CM: It's called Paddles... and you're right, there's a track... and I don't really work here.

and So far my personal favorite :
When they were setting up for the Pirates Premier:
G: So When's the Dolphin show start?
CM: THE WHAT? DOLPHIN SHOW?

VonSeegs · Post by **VonSeegs** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:19 pm

That last one has always been my favorite.

Fritter · Post by **Fritter** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:56 pm

hehehe the dolphin show

or you get guests who ask if the ducks are real :roll:

Space Man K7 · Post by **Space Man K7** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:56 pm

Oh some of the things that we hear... just makes you want to extend an arm and bitch slap someone