Stupid Guest Tricks

In 48hrs the darph heads WNW.
He checks his list
Hair cut,cellphone charged,toe nails clipped(check)
Air line tickets,hotel ressies,ground transportation (check)
Chocolate bars,nylons,prophylactics (naahh,too GI)

MS runs into the night,screaming like a little girl who just saw a spider.
Polar33 moves his ODV cart 20' so I can't find it.
purpura runs to the 99cent store to buy 100 yelow scrunchies,(when I get there.EVERYONE is wearing a scrunchie,even the guys)
Lady ulrike runs off and gets married 'again'.
Havoc and Mayhem ensues :twisted:

NOW I know why MS hasn't been here for the past two weeks. There is not a single worm to be had in all of So Ariz. I been to every Wal-fart,K-fart,bait and tackle shop in town,NOTHING. I even drove 70 miles 1 way to Patagonia (lake) ZILCH.
every one tells the same story,"Some cute blonde with a few MIBs bought up all the worms we had. Paid top$$ too. We'll be out until Nov". :(
plan B,minnows. :twisted:

16 tons of greasy, grimy wormy guts....
mmmmmm..... ;)
Have a GREAT trip!
Trip report required and eagerly awaited upon your return home! :D:
susie-Q

We expect photos! Have a good time, make notes to yourself before you start drinking, so when you pass out from drinking you'll know what you did the previous day.

ktulu wrote:We expect photos! Have a good time, make notes to yourself before you start drinking, so when you pass out from drinking you'll know what you did the previous day.

And not just photos of you!

But how will he know what he did after he passed out from drinking ?

leftcoaster wrote:And not just photos of you!

But how will he know what he did after he passed out from drinking ?

I personally think he should make notes both before and during drinking. Both will be entertaining, and for different reasons. :D:

Oh yes, Before and after imbibing photos are a must! We must see proof, *about 80 proof*, of your trip to DL! That means you need to find all the pirates and enjoy the rum!! I fully expect a Darph picture in pirate clothing swinging from the Mast of the Pirate ship with the rest of the crew. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A pirates life for Darph!
And when you are done there, the Cove Bar in DCA is a cozy little place for martoony time. Yes, indeed, you will certainly have a grand ole time, Darph! :darth:

In Cyberspace no one can hear you Fart either....

Minnows??? Crap! MIBs forgot to rid Az. of these crawly things. :( You come near me with a creature & I'll.....well, I'll do something evil. Ye now have fair warning darph. :piratefla Just watch it buddy! Going to your hotel. May leave more than MGP. :raspberry Don't tempt me! MIBs live very close. :angrymob: Any interested in darph's hotel & room #? We could give him a trip to remember.

darph nader wrote:In 48hrs the darph heads WNW.

Havoc and Mayhem ensues :twisted:

NOW I know why MS hasn't been here for the past two weeks. There is not a single worm to be had in all of So Ariz. I been to every Wal-fart,K-fart,bait and tackle shop in town,NOTHING. I even drove 70 miles 1 way to Patagonia (lake) ZILCH.
every one tells the same story,"Some blonde with a few MIBs bought up all the worms we had. Paid top$$ too. plan B,minnows. :twisted:

....backs slowly out of thread....

leftcoaster wrote:....backs slowly out of thread....

Forget that... RUN!!!