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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:04 pm
by vixen101485
I think Mcdonalds is trying to cause me to have a massive heart attack and high blood pressure but drowning the french fries in salt
I cant feel my tongue
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:31 pm
by ICStupidPeople
vixen101485 wrote: I cant feel my tongue
My hubby said the same thing once after I rubbed my no no places with orajel as a joke...looks like the joke was on me...damn you orajel..damn you to helllllll
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:31 pm
by hobie16
ICStupidPeople wrote:My hubby said the same thing once after I rubbed my no no places with orajel as a joke...
Have you ever found sock leavins in your no no places?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:36 pm
by mechurchlady
If the heat does not end then I am leavin for another town.
Look at IC's pictures, something about blowing um blowed, below, bellow, blow oh it is a job she is good at is all I can remember wait was it blowing up weiners, can ladies blow up weiners?
Where is my lost shaker of cinnamon sugar?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:07 am
by vixen101485
mechurchlady wrote:
Where is my lost shaker of cinnamon sugar?
In the sock drawer
I had really weird dreams last nite, something about cigarettes starting a fire and they were trying to blame Donnie but he doesnt smoke that brand cause he rolls his own(no not the wacky stuff) and there was a store of some sorts that this guy in camo walked into and saw the fire investigators across the way and clapped his hands and clicked his tongue and a whole bunch of hunter types came streaming out of the store I think the store was a drugstore and they kept looking over at the fire ppl like they were afraid of them and my mother was in my dream (or should I say nightmare?) and she came over to my apartment and wanted to rearrange all my furniture because she thot it would make the fire investigator ppl go away.
I have strange dreams and a backache from sleeping on my stomach too long.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:26 am
by crystal_crtr
ktulu wrote:If you're driving down the river in your four door canoe and the wings break off, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? Yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.
I understood this. But what I don't understand is why someone would want to drive their $30,000 SUV under water. Won't that ruin the upholstery?
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:33 am
by ktulu
crystal_crtr wrote:I understood this. But what I don't understand is why someone would want to drive their $30,000 SUV under water. Won't that ruin the upholstery?
Not if your parakeet is wearing glasses!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:15 am
by ICStupidPeople
ktulu wrote:Not if your parakeet is wearing glasses!
Now that is just stupid....
everyone knows parakeets wear contacts...duh
Burnt sienna was my favorite crayon
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:23 am
by Big Wallaby
ICStupidPeople wrote:Burnt sienna was my favorite crayon
That reminds me of the problem Toyota had when they were releasing their new van a few years back. This van, the Sienna, had a propencity to catch fire, and so gained the nickname, the Burnt Sienna.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:44 am
by Purpura
CBeilby wrote:Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Badger Mushroom mushroom
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Look! A snake....a snaaaake!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Badger Mushroom mushroom
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Look! A snake....a snaaaake!
:twisted:
Are they taking the Hobbits to Isengard? I have no clue, but I miss my Guinea pig, his name was Eclipse... Now as for me, I wanna go have lunch with some Disneyland people. Yay! Now can we ban the Banana Phone song from my husband's computer! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyways... did I once tell you that CBeilby/my daughter wants to be a pediatrician, an eye doctor, a rock star and a mermaid?