Stupid Guest Tricks

What kind of sunscreen do you use on a bald pussy?
I tryed keeping him in all summer, but now he really wants out bad,
and I don't want him burned to a cat rind any ideas?

drcorey wrote:What kind of sunscreen do you use on a bald pussy?

I'd ask Larry Flint or send a letter to the Penthouse Forum.

hobie16 wrote:I'd ask Larry Flint or send a letter to the Penthouse Forum.

very funny, REX not Sex...
he sure is a conversation starter thou.
you should hear the comments when I try to put him in the kennel club.

What a beautiful bald pussy you have. Mine is more "neatly trimmed". Wallaby posted a pic of it on another thread.

I use neutragena sunblock for sensitive skin on my shaved kitty. So far, it has yet to get burned. (I did drop hot wax on it once, but that was a different reason for the burning)

ICStupidPeople wrote:What a beautiful bald pussy you have. Mine is more "neatly trimmed". Wallaby posted a pic of it on another thread.

I use neutragena sunblock for sensitive skin on my shaved kitty. So far, it has yet to get burned. (I did drop hot wax on it once, but that was a different reason for the burning)

and, my pussy can lick it self!

ICStupidPeople wrote:What a beautiful bald pussy you have. Mine is more "neatly trimmed". Wallaby posted a pic of it on another thread.

I use neutragena sunblock for sensitive skin on my shaved kitty. So far, it has yet to get burned. (I did drop hot wax on it once, but that was a different reason for the burning)

he will lick anything off, so I am trying not to poison him,
happiness is not a dead pussy.

If my pussy licked itself, I may never leave the house. I would just sit here and pet my pussy all day while it licked away. Although, my kitty is not abnormal, it lacks the ability to do beyond the self cleaning that most kitties do. My husband tends to be up and able to clean my kitty whenever I want though. He's so great like that. He'd pitch a tent and camp all day cleaning the kitty if I let him, but, sometimes the kitty gets tired of being cleaned and starts behaving like spiderman and climbing up the walls.

The rest of it was so nice, but that last line crossed my eyes.

lmao mon marcupial favor, I maybe should have said I climb up the walls because i can't handle having my kitty cleaned for hours at a time. My kitty just gets overstimulated and doesn't like it.

I didn't mean my actual kitty climbs the walls. That would be a great trick though. I could sell tix in Mexico for that bigtime. They like great kitty tricks. Or maybe go on letterman's "stupid pet tricks"?

I went to a church camp where they sold kiddy rides. I guess you probably sell your husband kitty rides, right? :D: