Stupid Guest Tricks

Y'know, I'll be coming down there for a visit in November. This doesn't really make me feel safer.

http://www.local6.com/news/13956220/detail.html

Buggy wrote:Y'know, I'll be coming down there for a visit in November. This doesn't really make me feel safer.

http://www.local6.com/news/13956220/detail.html

"1 In 2 Men In Downtown Orlando Have Guns On Weekends"? Simple solution. Don't go to downtown Orlando.

Or if you do, bring your own gun. :D:

BRWombat wrote:Simple solution. Don't go to downtown Orlando.

This is the rational people answer.

BRWombat wrote:Or if you do, bring your own gun. :D:

This is the Texas answer. You're making your state proud BRW! :D:

BRWombat wrote:"1 In 2 Men In Downtown Orlando Have Guns On Weekends"? Simple solution. Don't go to downtown Orlando.

Or if you do, bring your own gun. :D:

Fight fire with fire!

I'd much rather have had Disney World in Texas than the Orlando area. In Texas, people have guns, but they also have a healthy respect for what those guns can do and most have respect for life. For those that don't, there's an intravenous line with their name on it, and it's been tested in the last month at all times.

I, personally, almost never go into the downtown area of Orlando. I avoid it like an outbreak of the plague.

Disney in Texas:

..darph, hold my beer while I stand up on this here space mountain ride, I want to see if I can float or if they took away that gravity thing for this here ride .....<burp>

Do these here test track cars have a place to put my gunrack?

ICStupidPeople wrote:Disney in Texas:

..darph, hold my beer while I stand up on this here space mountain ride, I want to see if I can float or if they took away that gravity thing for this here ride .....<burp>

Do these here test track cars have a place to put my gunrack?

And think of all the expensive stetsons that would be collected under the BTMR and Space Mt tracks. They may have to be removed 3 or 4 times daily to prevent them piling up high enough to hinder the movement of the cars.
:D:

(note this is being typed by a midwesterner wearing an old cap and faded blue jeans. Stereotypes R Us.) :)

Randy

Don't forget that there would need to be a larger lot to hitch up the horses than park our trucks :p:

Oh, ICSP, you're thinking of Arkansas/Tennessee/Kentucky Rednecks or the coon asses from Louisiana :) We Texan's are typically the ones who sit on our horses, watch the train wreck unfold, shake our heads and then ride away in silence :D:

ICStupidPeople wrote:Disney in Texas:

..darph, hold my beer while I stand up on this here space mountain ride, I want to see if I can float or if they took away that gravity thing for this here ride .....<burp>

Do these here test track cars have a place to put my gunrack?

No problem. And I won't even spill/sip it.

darph nader wrote:No problem. And I won't even spill/sip it.

Nope, but he might shotgun it!