Stupid Guest Tricks

Don't ask details of how I know this.....

There really is no smilie that fits here, and frankly, I don't know if we want one..lol

thank goodness my hubby has a sense of humor

Sucks to be you.

Yeah, it would have that effect on me, too. Don't ask how I know this.

Big Wallaby wrote:Yeah, it would have that effect on me, too. Don't ask how I know this.

hehe..we must both have the same friend that told us this happens <whistles>

maybe a turtle smilie would fit this situation? lol

Oddly, I find to be an aphrodisiac. It may be all the talk of His great noodly appendage, or it might just be for the love of olive oil! (I'm talking about the Greek orgy kind of olive oil, not Popeye's girlfriend).

Seriously though: it's not a good relationship unless you can spice relations up a little by making your other half laugh! Intercourse is pretty funny to begin with (a couple of hairless apes rubbing against eachother and making strange sounds and even stranger faces?!?) so all it really takes is a little wit and some timing to make the other person laugh so hard they fall off...

Partner 1: <gasp, pant, pant>
Partner 2: <groan!>
Partner 1: <gasp>
Partner 2: So a priest, a rabbi, and the FSM walk/hover into a bar...

<All praise be to His carbohydrate laden name! ARRRRR, ye scallawags!>

Kwahati wrote: Partner 1: <gasp, pant, pant>
Partner 2: <groan!>
Partner 1: <gasp>
Partner 2: So a priest, a rabbi, and the FSM walk/hover into a bar...

<All praise be to His carbohydrate laden name! ARRRRR, ye scallawags!>

LMAO!! You crack me up woman!!

By the way, how did you get the audio of my house last night already to know what went down (pun not originally intended, but, too ironic to change wording)? I haven't released it to http://www.slampig.com yet. They still owe me for the video where i was dressed like paris hilton....

The drunken delegate from Arizona wishes to speak.(burp) WTF does "OH FSM" mean???(burp) :(

(ps,is that supposed to be 'while' making whoopie? :confused :)

darph nader wrote:The drunken delegate from Arizona wishes to speak.(burp) WTF does "OH FSM" mean???(burp) :(

(ps,is that supposed to be 'while' making whoopie? :confused :)

to answer question one..it's instead of "oh god"

FSM is the flying Spaghetti Monster and since i am not currently dressed as a pirate, I am not allowed to expand further than to have you please google "pastafarianism" or "FSM". I think someone of your wit will appreciate it matey. Yarrggg

The answer to question two...yes, it should have been "while", and since I am a usually guilty of being a grammar nazi, I am quite ashamed that I was outdone by my drinking buddy <burp>.

ICStupidPeople wrote:to answer question one..it's instead of "oh god"

FSM is the flying Spaghetti Monster and since i am not currently dressed as a pirate, I am not allowed to expand further than to have you please google "pastafarianism" or "FSM". I think someone of your wit will appreciate it matey. Yarrggg

The answer to question two...yes, it should have been "while", and since I am a usually guilty of being a grammar nazi, I am quite ashamed that I was outdone by my drinking buddy <burp>.

My apologies.I'd seen/heard FSM before,just couldn't make it 'click'. :( Also sorry about being a grammar nazi,(I hated/didn't do well in English) I was 'great' in music,(skate class) (burp)

ICStupidPeople wrote:]...and since I am a usually guilty of being a grammar nazi...

Nothing wrong with that, my friend! I swear, we really are brothers from different species mothers. Oh, and the fact that you can't physically be my brother due to your gender.

Have you read the book Eats Shoots and Leaves: The Zero-Tolerance Approach to Punctuation? Great book, if I ever found one. It will one day be one of the classics. Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain, Charles Babbage, Ernest Hemingway, William Shakespeare and Lynne Truss.