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One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:53 am
by Driver_dylan
Today, I had the day off. (I know I couldn't believe it myself) So around 6:00 I sat down to watch one of the 24 hour news channels. Boy was I supprised when a story came on one of the programs that recounted a story something like this.

Police in Florida just concluded a year long investigation into several instances of fraud against the two charities "Give Kids the World" and "Childrens Wish"

Apparently the whole thing started when a Tennessee woman bought a used Access Pass online. The woman attempted to complete her story by also buying several counter fit buttons from a local business owner online. Once in Orlando the woman attempted to gain entrence to the GKTW Village. Her plan was going well until she was about to leave. I seems that while playing with another child, her seven year old son let it slip that he was not really sick. From there the police were called and the woman was arrested.

When interviewed later she showed no remorse for what she did and further stated that she wasn't doing anything wrong. The police decided to investigate what had been going on and at latest (or so the report said) they had made several arrests.

My question is why would someone take advantage of these very much needed charities. What urks me even more was that apparently the charity was orignally going to let her go, but when she was told quietly to leave, she made a big deal about it.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:24 am
by ICStupidPeople
That pisses me off on more levels than i can even express...

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:25 am
by Big Wallaby
GKTW, MaW and the rest are, as I was telling Elena earlier this evening, one of my main (top 10 or so) reasons for coming to Disney World. I want to give people a special time, especially the families that qualify for GKTW. They are there because they've gone through so much that those of us who have not been a part of that organization pray that we will never experience. So for a female human ("lady" and "woman" are too good a word to use on her) like her to make a mockery of the good nature of an organization like GKTW just leaves me speechless (which is why I can get all I am thinking into the record in under three paragraphs). In fact, I don't think words serve me any further in this issue.

:axe: :16ton: :acidbath: :anvil: :brick: :bomb: :chainsaw: :buttkick: :car: :chair: :guilloti: :flamethro :faceplant :drown :hockey: :garlic: :kaboom: :clubb: :hammer: :kicknut: :litning: :viking: :stfu: :pitchfor: :tomato: :tgv: :tonbrick: :trash: :whip: :hanging: :ninja: :poke: :pitchfork :flush:

:monotoss:

Zazu, we need more violent smileys, STAT! In fact, I say we kill her with paramedics standing by so they can resucitate her, lather, rinse, repeat. If she comes out less than a bloody pulp shell of her former self, we need to keep going. We know we're done when she's died multiple times, has come back and all she wants to do is sit in the corner and weep.

It's tough to get me to speak THAT ill of anyone :pissed:

I'll be at the drawing board and wikipedia, researching existing torture devices for a new... um... contraption... that I want to create.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:53 am
by Zazu
Big Wallaby wrote:Zazu, we need more violent smileys, STAT!
I've already been asked to make violence the largest category of smilies, and I've been adding about one a day since. As soon as my main computer comes back from it's vacation in Indiana, I'll resume the uploads and continue until it *is* the largest category.

Now be quiet and go away until your FastPass time.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:03 am
by Big Wallaby
I appreciate the work you are doing, my friend. It's times like these where 200 violent smileys just don't do what I am thinking justice.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:10 am
by Zazu
Big Wallaby wrote:It's times like these where 200 violent smileys just don't do what I am thinking justice.
What about a smilie that showed the victim being made a CM?

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:28 am
by Big Wallaby
Zazu wrote:What about a smilie that showed the victim being made a CM?
Oh, now that is just too cruel. But at the same time, I like it!

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:52 am
by ktulu
Death is too good for these scumbags.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:56 am
by KidAtHeart
That makes me absolutely sick to my stomach. People who do this deserve what the title of the thread suggests, and more.

Re: One way to hell, and a pinapple shoved up the rear for good measure.

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:07 pm
by hobie16
If you position the booty, I'll supply the pineapple.
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