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what is the pirate breakroom like? is it tiny? does it have a tv or vending machines? do pirates cms take breaks there alot or do they go the general land breakrooms?

americawestguy wrote:what is the pirate breakroom like? is it tiny? does it have a tv or vending machines? do pirates cms take breaks there alot or do they go the general land breakrooms?

Not a CM, but I would guess it would be a pretty rough place. You know, with the deckhands swabbing the floors, sword fights breaking out, and people saying "ARRRR" a lot.

BRWombat wrote:Not a CM, but I would guess it would be a pretty rough place. You know, with the deckhands swabbing the floors, sword fights breaking out, and people saying "ARRRR" a lot.

But on the upside; there would probably be rum. :twisted:

I was in a bar knocking back some beers. I heard the door open and close and a thump drag, thump drag noise. I turned round and saw a pirate with an eye patch, hook and a peg leg heading towards me.

He ordered a beer and we struck up a conversation. Out of curiosity, I asked how he lost his leg.

“Well matey,” he replied “We was attacking a ship and I was swinging across on a rope when a cannon was fired and it tore off me lag.”

“Wow, that’s pretty bad,” I said, “How did you lose your hand?”

“Arrrrrr,” said the pirate. “I was in a sword fight and the scurvy bilge rat cut off my hand.”

“Total bummer,” I replied. “How did you lose your eye?”

“Well, we was sailing along and I was at the wheel. I was looking up to check the sail trim and a seagull flew by and pooped in me eye.”

“How did seagull poop ruin your eye?” I asked.

“Well,” the pirate replied, “It was my first day with the hook. Arrrrrrrrr.”

Well,I see hobie survived Flossie. :D:

hobie16 wrote:I was in a bar knocking back some beers. I heard the door open and close and a thump drag, thump drag noise. I turned round and saw a pirate with an eye patch, hook and a peg leg heading towards me.

He ordered a beer and we struck up a conversation. Out of curiosity, I asked how he lost his leg.

“Well matey,” he replied “We was attacking a ship and I was swinging across on a rope when a cannon was fired and it tore off me lag.”

“Wow, that’s pretty bad,” I said, “How did you lose your hand?”

“Arrrrrr,” said the pirate. “I was in a sword fight and the scurvy bilge rat cut off my hand.”

“Total bummer,” I replied. “How did you lose your eye?”

“Well, we was sailing along and I was at the wheel. I was looking up to check the sail trim and a seagull flew by and pooped in me eye.”

“How did seagull poop ruin your eye?” I asked.

“Well,” the pirate replied, “It was my first day with the hook. Arrrrrrrrr.”

Aye, I know that old sea dog, he be goin by the name of lucky.

and the commisary would sell corn for a buck a ear? :D:

hobie16 wrote:I was in a bar knocking back some beers. I heard the door open and close and a thump drag, thump drag noise. I turned round and saw a pirate with an eye patch, hook and a peg leg heading towards me.

He ordered a beer and we struck up a conversation. Out of curiosity, I asked how he lost his leg.

“Well matey,” he replied “We was attacking a ship and I was swinging across on a rope when a cannon was fired and it tore off me lag.”

“Wow, that’s pretty bad,” I said, “How did you lose your hand?”

“Arrrrrr,” said the pirate. “I was in a sword fight and the scurvy bilge rat cut off my hand.”

“Total bummer,” I replied. “How did you lose your eye?”

“Well, we was sailing along and I was at the wheel. I was looking up to check the sail trim and a seagull flew by and pooped in me eye.”

“How did seagull poop ruin your eye?” I asked.

“Well,” the pirate replied, “It was my first day with the hook. Arrrrrrrrr.”

LOL!!! That is hilarious!!!! :D

My friend was a pirate. On weekends he is a swimming instructorrrrrrrrrrr. Sometimes he runs the projectorrrrrrrr. Only PG, nothing Rrrrrrrrrrr!!! :p