Well, depending on your fellow lawyers in the area, that could be a badge...BRWombat wrote:You know, now that I think about it, I don't have many fellow lawyers as friends.:D:
Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Old joke (Wombat knows the answer to this one)
"Why don't sharks eat lawyers?"
"Why don't sharks eat lawyers?"
Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Professional courtesy?
"If you are a dee, please don't marry a dee, 'cause then your kids will be dee dee dee." ....Carlos Mencia
"It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee!" ....Homer Simpson
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Nice work, pal
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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
Remember when Dan Quayle was speaking at a American Bar Association convention and said there should be fewer lawyers? He thought he was speaking to the American Medical Association.
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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
What do you have when you've got a roomful of lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? [spoiler]Not enough sand![/spoiler]
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? [spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]
I got a million of 'em.
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? [spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]
I got a million of 'em.
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Re: Six Flags' Kentucky Kingdom ~ Bad Accident
I knew a couple lawyers back in Portland who loved lawyer jokes. Kinda like my wife and blonde jokes.
Now, we need some good redhead jokes for IC.
Now, we need some good redhead jokes for IC.
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?