Stupid Guest Tricks

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

Those are great CC.
A couple of local jokes.
If it's snow-bird season,how come we can't shoot them???
So many snow-birds,so little freezer space.

darph nader wrote:Those are great CC.
A couple of local jokes.
If it's snow-bird season,how come we can't shoot them???
So many snow-birds,so little freezer space.

Same joke, but "If it's tourist season..."

leftcoaster wrote:Same joke, but "If it's tourist season..."

I heard that one before that one is funny