Stupid Guest Tricks

So, poster David R gave me an idea, having a BINGO game with SGTs. We cross off a list of stupid tricks that guests do. The winner would get a free meal! :D:

Guests who:

- Cross over chains, ropes, poles, with children on shoulders and trips and falls.

- ask what time is the 3 o' clock parade is.

- smoke in a non - smoking area.

- berate CMs about child's height.

- complain they travelled a long way to just ride ONE attraction?

- ask if an attraction is closed.

- offer a long, sad story to get what they want.

- come at the last minute to a parade/ show expecting to find a seat.

- don't get the concept of a fast pass.

- arrive early on a Fast Pass time and expecting to be let in.

- ask, "Do you work here?"

What do you got?? Keep them comin'.............

Fat person trying to fit into too small a seat.

Litter bugs

Cutting in line.

People who use their teeth to remove pin backs.

People who put something in their mouth then hand it to the CM like the guest who puts a credit card in their teeth then hands it to the clerk, yuk.

For the gentlemen there could be a "booty call" where they have to find a woman in hot pants that show the booty.

Dead men do not wear plaid. Find someone in an ugly outfit like all plaid.

A pet peeve is people who do not know how to approach horses. Long list of horse drawn trolley tricks there.

The Michael Jackson Trick. That is where you hold or dangle a kid on a ledge or railing.

A guest who asks where something is and the guest is with in 50 yards or even in front of what they are looking for.

Be in a smoking area and bitch about smokers.

Smoking in line.

Eight's A Crowd Trick where a party of eight tries to squeeze into a space on the train big enough for four people. The teacups holds 3 people so please find another.

MINE MINE MINE Trick is guests who decide what seat they want and it is MINE MINE MINE even if that means it screws up boarding. They want front row of Pirates even if they are in row 3.

Guest who stand up on rides.

Guests who get into water fights on rides. I was on Pirates when a water fight broke out and they got a nice warning from the ghost in the sky lol.

Lost kids.

Lost packages.

Any Passhole Trick


Sorry about the length of the list.

Asking where a certain attration is,while standing UNDER the entrance sign.
"Will I get wet on this water ride?"
just my $.02


btw,thanks churchy abt the non-smoker,bitching in the smoking section.I had this happen last Sept. :mad:

mechurchlady wrote:Fat person trying to fit into too small a seat.

I resemble, er, uh, resent that remark. :)

- Guests who refuse to put away the turkey before entering a ride vehicle.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:- Guests who refuse to put away the turkey before entering a ride vehicle.

Sounds like BRWombat...

or me! "Come on, let me on, besides it's been a long time since I had BBQ..."

ktulu wrote:Sounds like BRWombat...

or me! "Come on, let me on, besides it's been a long time since I had BBQ..."

lol... I mean, hey! :mad:

That last sounds like a Stephen Wright line, about getting thrown out of a movie theater for bringing his own food ("My argument was that concession prices are outrageous, and besides..."). :D: (OT: Did anyone catch his special on Comedy Central the other evening? My favorite quip: "My nephew has HDADD: High-Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's amazingly clear.")

How about ECV Mayhem Tricks? 1 point for seeing a scooter hit a person, 2 for the victim going down, 3 points for participant getting hit and the Churchy Bonus is 10 points for damaging Disney property.

Casey Corner in WDW I took out some molding.


What bothers me is people who take 27 mayo packets, 58 ketchup packets, 24 relish packets, and 90 mustard packets all for 4 hot dogs and fries for a family of four. It is amazing how much condiments, napkins, utensils, etc. end up in the trash unused or in someone's pocket, backpack or purse to take home.

There has to be a Zazu Trick. Backpack hits guests for 5 pts.

Dasani water bottle lids was a hot topic for a while, you should be able to come up with something about water bottles.

In parking lots I used to see so much trash, I think 1 point for a beer bottle in the parking lots.

How about women breast feeding in public, another hot thread.

Seat hogs who take up three seats with the caravan of supplies.

guests who put items back in the store in the wrong area as in leaving socks in with the stuffed animals or books in the glassware.

Flash photography on dark rides.

ECV's who can't drive.

SG's who insist that they be allowed to bring their unfolded stroller on the bus because little Sally / Jonny is asleep and they don't want to wake them.

(My answer - You must fold your stroller, You can remove your child or leave them in it, but it must be folded)

SG's who keep the little kiddo's out until 3am just because the park is open until then.

SG's who are pissed that we make them walk all the way back to the POP Century LZ from Riverside, because they can't read. -

The same SG's who want to walk in the road in front of the bus because they are too lazy to walk the right way.

I got on the wrong bus, you need to fix it.....right now!

What time is the 3:00 parade?

Cranbiz wrote: SG's who insist that they be allowed to bring their unfolded stroller on the bus because little Sally / Jonny is asleep and they don't want to wake them.

A CM on the west coast explained that it is a state law that all children must be taken out of the strollers.