That's not what it said on tv!

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From: freakofsliding <mmpr7@h...>
Date: Tue Aug 13, 2002 7:40pm
Subject: That's not what it said on tv!


I'm walking out of the security entrance to go to the Simba parking
lot when a family staying in the Paradise Pier hotel asks me if
that's the priority entrance for the Paradise Pier hotel guests. I
told her that that was the cast member's entrance and that the
Paradise Pier Hotel entrance is just around this corner. She looked
at me and said "Well, they said on the tv that there is a special
gate only for paradise pier hotel guests." And I said "Yes, it's just
around this corner, next to the Grand Californian Hotel." She then
said "Well, we don't want to have to go through THAT hotel.. Where is
OUR entrance?" I told her "mam, you do not have to go through the
Grand Californian, just next to it and your entrance is right there."
She didn't believe me because she then said "well, this is
ridiculous." and walked away with her family and then asked a
security guard the same question.. I hung around to listen and the
security guard told her the same thing but she didn't believe him
either. So finally, the security guard ended up walking them over
there himself and pointed to the entrance and said "There!" Some
people just have no clue as to why they are on this planet.