Stupid Guest Tricks

So, here for the world to see is the fine print, aka the rules on everyone's tickets:

Not for resale. Nonrefundable. Nontransferable: must be used by the same person on any and all days. Hand stamp and ticket are required for same day readmission to same Park and, if applicable, crossover to the other Park. Guest assumes the inherent risks associated with the operation of all rides and attractions. Read and obey all safety signage, instructions and rules. Parks or attractions may change operating hours, close temporarily, or may otherwise change or be discontinued without notice and without liability to the owners of the Parks. Entry into any Park constitutes consent for Disney to use any film, video or reproduction of image and/or voice of bearer for any purpose whatsoever without any payment to the bearer. Not responsible for lost or stolen tickets or property. Other restrictions may apply.

**I was going to do a scan, but it's quicker to just type it all on the screen for everyone to read - in big letters ;) **

So what a concept - the guest have to obey instructions - written or verbal, it appears, and everything is subject to change without notice. And DL isn't responsible for anything bad that happens - although I do have to say, usually when something goes wrong it's because someone (99% of the time that someone is a SG) does something they have no business doing - lookie here - they are responsible for themselves.

So all you idiots out there - read the damn fine print and quitcherbitchin!!!!!

Wait a minute! You mean I have to be literate, mature enough to follow rules and also not complain that I want my money back when it rains because something may be closed even if it's for my safety? Surely you jest.. ;) :p: :twisted:

I don't think she was jesting. But,I don't know if her name is Shirley? :D:

Is that in Spanish, Mandarin or Latin?

or sanskrit.

WHAT?!?!?! You mean that I DON'T own the park and get to do what I want?? Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!!! :mad:

:D:

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:WHAT?!?!?! You mean that I DON'T own the park and get to do what I want??

Hee!

I know some of the guys in Fantasyland used to tell the guests that the back of the ticket was a contract and therefore, they were required to abide by it, i.e. do as they were told. Personally, I love the "other restrictions may apply" line because that covers a myriad of possibilities, say, oh I dunno - HEELIES!!!