Stupid Guest Tricks

unbelievable!!!!!
today in city hall a man came up to me and after i asked him what i can do for him he inspected me top to bottom and then asked me what i was doing for the next two hours. my smart answer was "probably giving out sap' s why?"
he sayed he needed an escort for 2 hours. i gulped hard and asked him to explain himself before i call security. he sayed he was here by himself and he had a lunch reservation at club 33 and he thought it would look better if he came with a date. his friend had told him that the people in plaid were for rent by the hour to be an escort. he also mensioned that he preferred blonds if that makes a diffenrence.
i did not know what to say for at least 2 minutes and never when things like that happen is anyone else there to wittness such things.
so what other choice did i have but to explain how vip tours work and that they are $95 an hour with a 4 hour minumum.
he felt stupid and appologized and walked away.
i should have just taken his credit card charged him for 2 hours , told my lead i was on luch and get a free meal at the club.

Or better yet... explain you were booked solid for the day but offer to find him someone who's free. Charge him the $200, run backstage, and set him up with the first blond guy you find. Explain that he's the only person available, and that rentals are non-refundable, but that 'Paul' loves club 33, and is really looking forward to the lunch ;)

what a punk, some guy came up to one of our vendors and started saying that stuff to her once, all I had to do was look at him and left PDQ.