The Test

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While working as a CP at Fantasmic!/TOTS/Parade at the Disney-MGM Studios, some fellow cast members and I came to the conclusion to solve just about every problem that we ever have in the parks, or any park for that matter. All guests need to take a mandatory test, and then if they pass, only then can they buy their tickets and enjoy the parks. On this test would be questions not only about the parks themselves, such as the seemingly simple question of "What is Disney World?", but also some very common sense type questions, such as "You are exiting the theater just after enjoying Fantasmic! The metal benches that the crowd was just sitting on are still wet due to rain and you are carrying your 6-month-old child. The crowd is moving too slow for your taste, but you see that there are some people deciding to use the benches as stairs. Which path do you take?". If people fail, there is a mandatory class for each section of the test (parks or common sense).

Now with that said, I thought it would be a great idea to have everyone come up with the questions for this test! So...have at it! :twisted:

[drcorey]

While working as a CP at Fantasmic!/TOTS/Parade at the Disney-MGM Studios, some fellow cast members and I came to the conclusion to solve just about every problem that we ever have in the parks, or any park for that matter. All guests need to take a mandatory test, and then if they pass, only then can they buy their tickets and enjoy the parks. On this test would be questions not only about the parks themselves, such as the seemingly simple question of "What is Disney World?", but also some very common sense type questions, such as "You are exiting the theater just after enjoying Fantasmic! The metal benches that the crowd was just sitting on are still wet due to rain and you are carrying your 6-month-old child. The crowd is moving too slow for your taste, but you see that there are some people deciding to use the benches as stairs. Which path do you take?". If people fail, there is a mandatory class for each section of the test (parks or common sense).

Now with that said, I thought it would be a great idea to have everyone come up with the questions for this test! So...have at it! :twisted:

geez, that would reduce disney to a ghost town...

[darph nader]

geez, that would reduce disney to a ghost town...

Hey, more room for us non-idiots. :D:

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

1) What time is the 7 o'clock parade?

a) 7 P.M
b) Midnight
c) 3 P.M
d) Park closing

2) Where is Sleeping Beauty Castle?

a) California
b) Paris
c) Florida
d) Tokyo

3) Ropes, chains, poles are for....

a) to sit on.
b) to lean on.
c) to uhook, go under, and go over.
d) decorations, boundaries.

4) How do you find something?

a) Look at the map.
b) Ask for directions to the nearest person.
c) Wonder aimlessly.
d) Look lost.

5) When a Cast Member tells you to do something, what do you do?

a) Ignore them.
b) Yell and curse at them.
c) Do what they say.
d) Question them.

6) When can you use a Disney Fastpass??

a) 5 minutes early.
b) 30 minutes early.
c) Early as you want.
d) The same exact time.

7) How should you answer to the question, "How many in your party?"

a) The same EXACT number of person in your group.
b) By replying, "All of us!"
c) "Two and two!"
d) Any response is fine.

8) You come to a sign, what do you do??

a) Ignore it and move on.
b) Read it and obey by it.
c) Question it.
d) Go against it.

9) What do you do in a moving vehicle?

a) Jump out.
b) Stand up.
c) Remain seate with your seat belt fastened.
d) Jump in between moving vehicles.

10) What do you do in a traffic flow??

a) Go along with the flow.
b) Go against traffic.
c) Argue with the GC CM.
d) Stand in one place, blocking traffic.

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Those are all perfect questions! I like this...let's keep going! (HEHE!) :D:

[leftcoaster]

When exiting Magic Kingdom with your stroller at park closing, do you:

a) drive your stroller into the ankles of the guests in front of you (to make them move faster)

b) walk as fast as the people are walking, without hitting anyone.

c) stop on the sidewalk of Main Street, USA to look in the windows of the shops.

d) swerve your stroller back and forth to keep other guests from getting in front of you

[WLStephanie]

When exiting Magic Kingdom with your stroller at park closing, do you:

a) drive your stroller into the ankles of the guests in front of you (to make them move faster)

b) walk as fast as the people are walking, without hitting anyone.

c) stop on the sidewalk of Main Street, USA to look in the windows of the shops.

d) swerve your stroller back and forth to keep other guests from getting in front of you

I have a question... is it permissable to run over the folks who stop suddenly on Main Street to look in the windows and shops with my stroller? Then I'm just doing a service by taking out the ankles of SGs.

[darph nader]

In responce to DLRs test
#1 d
#2 Hong Kong
#3 a,b,c
#4 c&d
#5 a,b&d
#6 c
#7 d
#8 a,c&d
#9 a,b&d
#10 b,c&d
Hey, this iz two eezee. :p:

[BRWombat]

12) You've been told by a cast member that your child is too short to ride an attraction. You should:
[indent](a) Cuss, fume, and argue
(b) Say that the child has ridden the ride before
(c) Stuff something in the child's shoes to make him/her "taller"
(d) Thank the CM for saving your child from possible injury and go ride Dumbo[/indent]

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13. Where can you meet Dora the Explorer or Diego?

a. Adventureland
b. Disney-MGM Studios
c. Animal Kingdom
d. One of those "other" Orlando theme parks