Stupid Guest Tricks

Just wanted to drop a note and say hi to you folks. WOW you guys/gals have some incredible patience. Thankfully in my job I get to actually fire customers if they violate our policies, and let them know when they do stupid things. I try not to be rude, but sometimes it happens :)

I just wanted to drop a note and introduce myself, I'm sure I'll be a lurker/part time poster. I can't wait for the next trip I take with my wife and daughter to WDW or DL. I'll be on the lookout for the SG instead of trying to ignore them :twisted:

Man,wish I could fire customers at my job. Of course I 'do' get to piss them off "Sorry folks,we're not open yet/we're closed" :twisted: .

Well, I can't fire people directly but if I catch you doing something stupid, a word from me will more than likely get your ass out on the street. Long story. Remind me to spill it sometime. It involves a GM and undisclosed amounts of money.

Thanks for the 'tease' ldc.
We'll be waiting. ;)

If you current CM's could fire guests and have them removed, the park would be nearly empty...not necessarily a bad thing for us non-stupid guests :D:

If it gets real bad we'll just get Wonka on loan.

"What do you mean you won't let my kid on the ride for his safety? He's my kid, I say it's safe!"
*pop-up from nowhere*
"You LOSE sir! GOOD DAY!... I SAID GOOD DAY!"



Also, a situation involving patience often leads to either Springeresque entertainment, or an easy sort of ride downtime, so what's not to love? ;)