2.5 Jacks and a Jackass
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:24 pm
This one's third hand, so put on your embellishment filters:
Pirates of the Caribbean now has 2-1/2 Jack Sparrows. Nice work, too. So nice, in fact, that Stupid Guests want to have their picture taken with him.
And so it was that a few weeks ago one "Darwin escapee" (thanks for that term) stepped out of his bateau in the Dunking scene with the intention of wading over to Jack, getting his photo taken, and wading back to his bateau. Nice plan!
His first step seemed promising, as the water isn't as deep as it looks. Unfortunately, with the karma owed to all SGs, his second step out of the boat was into one of the pump wells, where his foot was promptly sucked into the pump and stuck there as his family went merrily sailing off to the auction without him.
The Good News: The stupid guest was 6' 2" tall, and survived.
The Bad News: The stupid guest wasn't 6' 1" tall, and so didn't drown.
I'm thinking that using this system could eventually prove much more effective than intrusion mats.
Gotta put in deeper pump wells though. Breeding stupid guests for greater height isn't really gonna help much.
Pirates of the Caribbean now has 2-1/2 Jack Sparrows. Nice work, too. So nice, in fact, that Stupid Guests want to have their picture taken with him.
And so it was that a few weeks ago one "Darwin escapee" (thanks for that term) stepped out of his bateau in the Dunking scene with the intention of wading over to Jack, getting his photo taken, and wading back to his bateau. Nice plan!
His first step seemed promising, as the water isn't as deep as it looks. Unfortunately, with the karma owed to all SGs, his second step out of the boat was into one of the pump wells, where his foot was promptly sucked into the pump and stuck there as his family went merrily sailing off to the auction without him.
The Good News: The stupid guest was 6' 2" tall, and survived.
The Bad News: The stupid guest wasn't 6' 1" tall, and so didn't drown.
I'm thinking that using this system could eventually prove much more effective than intrusion mats.
Gotta put in deeper pump wells though. Breeding stupid guests for greater height isn't really gonna help much.