Stupid Guest Tricks

Eventhough, this doesn't have to do with DL, but many CMs had issued with guests and their half naked babies wearing nothing, but a diaper. Move it if you like, or add a new catory titled "Other On The Job Stupid Stories"

My story, I am proud to announce that I got a new job as a Driver's Helper at UPS. It is basically just delivering packages to business and residential areas. O k, on with it, today, I went with the driver from house to house dropping off packages. We arrived st this one house to take care of a complaint that they didn't get their package, which by coincidence was an XBOX. I just stood back and watched the driver talk to this spanish lady in spanish. As they were talking, i seen this young boy about 6 or 7 walking around the house...........IN NOTHING, BUT A SHIRT!!! NO PANTS!! So you could see is lil "mijoito"! I shudder........... I was surprised by this little sight and thought to myself, why didn't someone have the decency and common sense to put pants on this poor child.

If the child was as old as you indicate, he certainly could both put on and take off his own pants. I am a little surprised the mom didn't order him to go get dressed.
I have to tell you - my 3 and 4 year old boys love being "free" (ah, Horizons . . . ) so it is a constant battle in the summer to keep them in pants. We have instituted a "Pants must be worn at all times" rule, but sometimes they get a wild hair and depants. Then of course UPS drives up. How do they know??? Luckily I live in the middle of nowhere on a farm and know all my drivers - UPS, FedEx, USPS - and they all laugh if a half-naked child runs by. I am mortified, of course.
Now that winter is here, and school, etc., the boys seem to have reconciled themselves to the world of clothing. This seems to be a male thing - my two girls (17 and 14) never had the urge to run around naked like my boys do (did?? I hope?).

Hehe I'm a preschool teacher and we have issues with nudity every so often as well...

We have a little girl in our class who very conveniently forgets her underpants most days. The worst part is she likes to wear short little skirts We have had to call mom on more than one occasion to deliver some undies, and now we have a small bag of her undies in our coat room just in case ;)

A couple years ago I had a little girl who wore this button-down dress most days. When we would walk to the park, she would stand in the middle of the park, unbutton the whole dress, push it back, and stand there with hands on her hips! Then when we ask her to button back up she looks at us like we are the crazy ones :p:

I dont know why but in my program we have more nudity issues with the girls than the boys... I really dont understand that one... maybe its the age group (ages 3-5) but I have not had a little boy running around like that, only the little girls

Whenever you're dealing with the public on their turf it's best to expect the unexpected. I worked for Pacific Telephone and did residental install and repair for a few years. It didn't matter if you were in the multi-million dollar area or the 'hood, you never knew what you'd see when the door opened.

SWTexasBelle wrote: This seems to be a male thing - my two girls (17 and 14) never had the urge to run around naked like my boys do (did?? I hope?).

LOL - maybe in your family. We had the naked baby (pull off the diaper and run for it) and toddler issues with two out of three of our girls. What are you going to do - they always seem to go for it when they intuit you can be embarrassed.

freepixie wrote: I dont know why but in my program we have more nudity issues with the girls than the boys... I really dont understand that one... maybe its the age group (ages 3-5) but I have not had a little boy running around like that, only the little girls

yep, and those girls will be doing it again, in a few years (when their legal (18))


but this time they will be getting $$$

Panther007 wrote:yep, and those girls will be doing it again, in a few years (when their legal (18))
but this time they will be getting $$$

Gawd, that's a depressing thought. "Yes, honey, I'm so proud you're on t.v. However, I wasn't expecting to see you in the 'Girls Gone Wild' commercial..."

hobie16 wrote:It didn't matter if you were in the multi-million dollar area or the 'hood, you never knew what you'd see when the door opened.

Reminds me of when I was a newspaper carrier about 15 years ago. I was on my early morning route and it was probably sometime around 5:00 in the morning, still dark out. I had just finished delivering to one house on the street and was delivering to some others when the door opened to the first house and the homeowner, an elderly man in his 60s or 70s opened the door and went out on his porch to pick up his paper...wearing nothing but a white T-shirt.

I saw much more than I wanted to. Not a pretty sight. Things start to sag when you get that age.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:why didn't someone have the decency and common sense to put pants on this poor child.

Perhaps it was a nudist family. Not all that uncommon.

PirateJohn wrote:Perhaps it was a nudist family. Not all that uncommon.

or a family that wants their child to make all of their own decisions....had a neighbor like that..... kid could do anything he wanted...... can't wait to see that one when he is 16....

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